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Riddle Me This

posted 2 months ago by curiousMInd101 (3448)
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I'm loud and obnoxious
I like music that rhymes
I'm a fraction of the population
but I commit half of the crimes
What am I?

Never Lose Your Smile!
—Paul Miller aka Gypsy Crusader

[–] SemiAnimus (2353) 2 months ago

Is the answer dwarves?

[–] curiousMInd101 (3448) 2 months ago

As funny as that is, I'm sorry Semi, that is not the correct answer.

[–] SemiAnimus (2353) 2 months ago

Dwarves...I hate those smelly diggers. They need to leave Snow White alone.

[–] curiousMInd101 (3448) 2 months ago

Those diggers are always up to no good. Honestly, I’m surprised they haven’t tried to sexually assault Snow White by now. The statistics don’t lie — never let your guard down around dwarves.

[–] SemiAnimus (2353) 2 months ago

Facts. Diggers can't be trusted.

In spite of what the likes of Disney tells us, dwarves are not well mannered and good intentioned. They should all be deported back to Nibelheim.

[–] curiousMInd101 (3448) 2 months ago

Agreed. We shouldn't have to live around Dwarves. All they do is cause mischief.