https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/cafeteria-worker-sentenced-to-9-years-in-prison-for-stealing-15-million-worth-of-chicken-wings-from-school/ar-AA1oCjJ0
Dey luv dey chicken dey do.
What, no collards? No watermelon?
shareAnd this, folks, is a perfect example of SeminalAnus using his dumbed down sock account.
shareThat's a lot of wings. I could eat $1.5million worth of wings, might take a month.
shareThat's a lot of fried chicken. Was she also running the Bojangles down the block?
I was hoping for a picture that would show what that much chicken looks like, at school cafeteria prices no less.
I don't know what she was doing with it. I just saw negro stealing fried chicken and the joke basically wrote it self so I had to post it.
shareMaybe she was feeding her kids with it. Saved millions on groceries
Signed, million man.
With inflation being what it is you can hardly blame her. I thought the sentence (9 years) was rather harsh.
shareAgreed. Work release at a chicken processing plant until she plucked 1.5 million dollars worth of chicken plus 25 years to life of being banned from consuming chicken of any kind, vegetarian chicken substitutes included, seems more appropriate to me here given the perpetrator and the crime.
shareLOL, that still seems a bit excessive. I would not be so cruel to tell a nigga they can't eat dey chicken.
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Sheeeeiiiiit.
It's a sock puppet festival! Ha ha ha!
shareMaybe you're right. An exception could be made for chicken flavored ramen noodles and she could be eligible for Popeyes' Parole after 5-10 years of good behavior. We don't want any 8th Amendment violations.
This is of course all related to her role as a cafeteria worker, much like doctors are prohibited from the field of medicine if they are convicted of crimes related to their profession.
LOL! "You two" are too much! Ha ha ha ha!
shareThat one didn't need a punch line to be funny, that's for sure.
I wonder if she got away with it for so long because even the thought of it occurring would be out of the question for many to even consider for fear of thinking of themselves as racist. On that note, I wonder how many Asians are out there committing insurance fraud through intentional vehicle collisions. It could be a nice gig with innate plausible deniability.
I'm sure many criminals exploit anti-racism to their advantage, using it as a shield to avoid scrutiny.
shareLOL! Right on cue! The sock puppet "conversation!"
shareAnd right on cue the village idiot shows up to attempt the same failed joke hoping that maybe this time it will be funny. Cringe.
Get off the stage! You suck!
Ha ha! Look at those sock puppets go!
shareWhy did the sock puppet cross the street?
So "he" could type to the "other" sock puppet!
Ha ha ha ha!!
It's a delicacy to the black man because the fried chicken is not a native bird in their home countries. Many hunting excursions have failed to locate the elusive beast in all parts of Africa, every time a chicken is shot and killed they check it only to discover there is no crispy outer husk and it is only a regular chicken.
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