The Babylon Bee presents 'Imagine... Communism'
Parody of John Lennon song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1ISl2u5Lg
Lyrics:
Imagine there's no bread
It's easy if you try
No tacos or hot sauce
Nothing cold or fried
Imagine all the people
living in the gulags
Imagine there's no money
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to eat or drink now
And no bacon too
Imagine all the people
Living short lifespans
You may say I'm a commie
but I'm not the only one
And someday you will join us
Or we'll shoot you in the face
Imagine no possessions
Because all your stuff was redistributed
(That's a good thing)
Lots of greed and hunger
(I hope you like cat meat)
But seriously please can I have a potato
(Brian Stelter)
Imagine all the people
sharing all your stuff
You may say I'm a commie
But I'm not the only one
Did you say you don't like that?
Then it's the gulag for you son.
*gunshot*