Seattle Hires Former Pimp As ‘Street Czar,’ Pays $150K Per Year To Develop ‘Alternatives To Policing’

Well being a pimp I would think he would have no problem with communicating with at least the pudgy ones without the assualt.

At this point Trump has a good shot at winning Washington(state).

You know, when you first read the article, you just want to laugh and laugh, but then you realize it's for real.

Will SNL do a skit on this or is the topic too sensitive?

I have a vision of what this guy's future will look like.

He'll have a small pile of dead bodies before him, of people gullible enough to become "street counselors" as an alternative to cops, who got killed when the criminals on the street laughed at them and shot them before walking away to commit more crimes.

I see this fool in court, with a sleazy lawyer who can't handle all the lawsuits piling up from the families of said "counselors" suing him for getting their relatives killed.

I see him going to prison after that, and the entire program is scrapped and swept under the rug, but we'll all know it was a massive failure, a pipe dream that won't see the light of day unless someone talks about it on the internet and reminds everyone of this true-to-life cautionary tale about how not to handle criminals.