We need to get rid of Goldilocks ... what is the best insulting nickname for Trump?
To that end, I think we need to find the best name to refer to President Trump as. Fake-President, Orange Julius Caesar, ... add in your own moniker for the guy who thinks he can give everyone else insulting names, but really doesn't have a agreed on insulting name for himself.
Cheetoh Cheater?
President Bone-spurs?
The Bone-spur Patriot?
President Carrot Flop?
TTT - Tangerine Toilet Tweeter?
Trumplethinskin?
Bellicose Bloviator?
F–kface Von Clownstick .... and his sons Uday and Qusay ?
Agent Orange
Two-ton Trumpy and his Golden Mop?
OR, we could just call him what everyone who has worked for him eventually ends up referring to him as ... Effin Moron ?
OR, hopefully something like Federal Inmate 44056861?