Criteria for winning Best Picture
If these boxes are checked, your movie is Oscar Bait: 1) Was it released around Thanksgiving or Christmas?
2) Is it manipulative?
3) Is it based on a true story?
4) Is the subject matter heavy?
5) Is the main character any or all of the following:
a race other than Caucasian
A gender other than male
Gay
Trans
Bi
Orientation that isn't Straight
Does the character have personal demons like alcoholism or a serious medical condition
Will you be called racist/homophobic/transphobic/mysogonistic, etc. if you hate the movie?
Congratulations! Your movie will most likely win Best Picture. Enjoy your award you "earned" by guilt tripping and calling names