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Stupid Hitman


This one should be a challenge, because I do not remember much from this movie. But what I do remember is hilarious. A hitman is trying to knock off this guy, but all his attempts backfire. He gets injured in each attempt. One attempt has him falling off a building and crashing through a glass skylight. He ends up in a hospital lying on a gurney, his mark is in the same room. Somehow he manages to get a lit stick of dynamite over to the "mark", I don't remember how. Through an amazing set of events that can only happen in a slapstick comedy, the lit stick of dynamite accidentally gets placed in the bedpan underneath his gurney. With great determination, he manages to squeeze enough pee out of himself to extinguish the stick of dynamite......but, the camera then pans over to a set of oxygen tanks....and KABOOM!

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Do you remember what year you saw it?

Here are a couple of wild guesses:

The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
https://variety.com/2017/film/reviews/the-hitmans-bodyguard-review-1202523070/#!

The trailer doesn't show any of the scenes you mentioned, so it's probably not the film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpKmt4MpctM

There's also Young Doctors in Love (1982), which has a part about a hitman trying to take out a hospitalized mafioso.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Doctors_in_Love
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuezEXC3P7Y

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Young Doctor's In Love.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084938/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_47

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Looks like it.. Wasn't available on stream, so I ordered the disk. Won't know for sure till I watch it, Regardless of whether it is or not it is the type of movie I want in my collection.

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