100 things you learnt from this movie

1. For valuable intel on volcanoes that could help save humanity, don't bother with scientists. Just ask the high school nerd.

2. You can't trust the military to destroy a monster-infested spaceship. Gotta get your geriatric estranged dad for the job.

3. Carry enough explosives to destroy the above-mentioned spaceship, but don't use a single one until you've made sure the monsters inside are escaping.

4. Over a 3-year war against aliens, you learn everything about them except how they landed up on your planet.

5. Simps exist in alien species too.

6. Don't tell your extraction team about an impending air-strike until it's 7 minutes away.

7. Cancer patients from 2021 can do what military from 2051 can't - brief soldiers on where to aim at the aliens.

8. The only person to entrust the literal future of humanity with is your dad who abandoned you as a child and can't even drive properly.

9. Rabid mindless creatures perfectly understand the concept of amputating limbs to stop the spread of venom.

10. A society that invented time travel has not advanced enough to invent armor piercing weapons.