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Meg 3: The French

posted a year ago by footlegger (1462)
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Because every fish deserves a French meal

[–] Moonglum9 (11275) a year ago

But then the Meg will win in the end. All the Frenchies will be like "Sacre bleu! It's a scary shark! We surrender." Then they will cover themselves in animal blood and meekly go floating out into the ocean to become shark chow.

[–] footlegger (1462) a year ago

They will also cover themselves in butter and béchamel sauce

[–] Moonglum9 (11275) a year ago

Ooh la la!

[–] aavfreak (3322) a year ago

Do you know why the French lined the Champs-Élysées with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

[–] Moonglum9 (11275) a year ago

lol

[–] aavfreak (3322) a year ago

Meg 4: The Bench

Because every fish gets pulled from the starting lineup at some point.

[–] footlegger (1462) a year ago

Meg 5: The Stench

Because all fish smell bad.

[–] aavfreak (3322) a year ago

Meg 6: The Clench

Because when a big ass shark is swimming at you, your sphincter will.

[–] scopeland28 (107) a year ago

Meg 7: The Wench
Because some female sharks are ho ho…

[–] footlegger (1462) a year ago

Meg 8: The Wrench
Because someone's got a loose screw.

[–] aavfreak (3322) a year ago

Meg 9: The Drench
Because when that big ass fish breaches the surface, it's going to splash you with a shit ton of water.

[–] footlegger (1462) a year ago

Meg 10: The Quench
Because everyone is thirsty after a big meal

[–] robocat893 (15923) a year ago

Meg 11: The Grinch
How the Grinch stole paradise