Joby Harold wrote this shit
Lol at all these threads theorizing about canon and if Leia knew Kenobi in ANH or whatever. This thirty something millennial guy who never watched the prequels and claimed not knowing Anakin was Darth Vader, wrote this mediocre, unimaginative, bland cheesefest. It's not even fanfiction at at this point. It's jerkfiction, dumbfiction, corporatefiction. You name it.