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A Movie For Retards

posted 5 years ago by cyberbob (3488)
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Dunno if this title is allowed on this site, but we need to call a spade a spade

"Billionaires who save the world" is the kind of plot a little kid would come up with for a movie

Like a discount Fast and Furious, where a bunch of lame-ass actors play characters who are supposed to be super-cool, good-looking, intelligent, confident badasses who smirk at each other right before they perform cool stunts

Just close your eyes and imagine the smirking. You KNOW there will be multiple instances of smirking in this movie. Some idiot character actor/comic relief will play the "computer wiz" who gives the main characters directions from a main computer room while eating pizza or some other form of junk food and having a back-and-forth exchange of one-liners w/ the good guys

Anyway, yeah, I'll be watching it on release day, cause I'm a retard

[–] TheAdlerian (2092) 5 years ago

I enjoy using the word "Retards" for the comical punch it has, so good title.

I work in mental health too, and so I love the word even more.

It just means "slow" in french.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 5 years ago

[–] bigbadwolf666 (4707) 5 years ago

This was hilarious.

I thought this was a post on the song.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 5 years ago

:P

Dunno what song, but i feel sorry for said song

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Sneaker Pimps... song was actually a very good trip hop song if you listen to the Nellee Hooper mix that was release in the mid 90's.

This movie on the other hand is complete garbage. If I had gone to a theater I would have probably walked out and saved two hours of my life because within the first 5 minutes you can tell it is complete shit. But since it is on netflix I just let it play while I tried to do something else more productive. Thank god I have unlimited internet or I would be pissed I wasted the data on this dog.

[–] elmacho (980) 5 years ago

now I have to watch just to see if this all happens. shot of rum for every smirk and I will buy pizza/chips just to eat along with the computer geek. I assume this will also be when the product placements come in: can of coke/pepsi and a bag of hot Cheetoes.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 5 years ago

that sounds like a great idea. I will join you in this drinking game and pizza party. I didn't get a chance to watch it last night, but I'm sure it's as bad as I hope it will be. I'll make it my priority tonight

[–] ValentineSmith24 (30) 5 years ago

Michael Bay's films tend to cater to the lobotomized n 3rd world audiences, and yes definitely if u watch to many of Bay's films your brain shrinks n gets smaller n smaller.(lmao)

[–] TheArgentinian (7072) 5 years ago

That's funny, because he makes most of his money in first world countries, Trump Jr.

[–] chilone (17873) 5 years ago

What a ridiculous statement.

[–] Kowalski (75537) 5 years ago

IGNORANT ASSHAT.

[–] MuffCabbage (448) 5 years ago

Press the 'Caps Lock' key so that all of your letters don't appear capitalized.

You're welcome retard.

[–] chilone (17873) 5 years ago

He likes to annoy people with the caps.

[–] Kowalski (75537) 5 years ago

"RETARD" IS NOT A PUTDOWN...MENTALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE ARE NOT A JOKE...YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT.

[–] FilmBuff (7235) 5 years ago

I watched it with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised. It's far more intelligent than any of the Fast and Furious films outside of the first one. This was by no stretch great cinema, but it was smart and funny when it needed to be, and it avoided most of the cliches of these sorts of films. Also,

MINOR SPOILER

MINOR

SPOILER

I'd never seen a big time Hollywood action car chase film where an innocent bystander got killed by the hero's car in a chase. They always seem to miraculously avoid being struck, so it was something of a refreshing shock to see innocent bystanders getting mowed down. I didn't expect to see that.

[–] Nicolai (138) 5 years ago

Yeah they kill like 100-200 cops? (I just watched it and can't remember the first ninety minutes) 100 completely innocent random people? and about 50 soldiers? Don't know if that is a good or bad thing..