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Being in the audience terrified me

posted 5 years ago by TheTwoYutes (238)
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I sat down as the lights went down to enjoy the preview and I suddenly started to notice the other theater goers around me looked exactly the same.....

I was surrounded by NPCs....it was horrific..everyone had the same blank expression on their faces and when the movie started a chorus of "REEEEEEEE" went out from every mouth in theater as if all the extras in Invasion of the Body Snatchers had purchased a ticket for this showing...

As the movie progressed one other person who wasn't an NPC was on their phone and one of the NPCs stood up and pointed them out and let out a shrill cry not unlike a dying weasel and then everyone in the theater clapped.

Even above the loud fight scenes I could hear a low chant of "Feminism good...feminism good" throughout the theater even though no one's mouth was moving...I shushed it a few times and after the third time I heard "DON'T SHUSH US, YOU MUST LIKE ORANGE MAN...ORANGE MAN BAD"

At that moment I heard the chant change to "Orange man bad...orange man bad...we are all victims...orange man bad"..and every time I blinked all of the people in the theater had moved seats closer to me without even getting up....

I was terrified and got up and ran out of the theater dropping my drink and popcorn and before the door closed behind me I heard a scream "NON-RECYCLER!!! HE IS NOT GREEN!!!"...

Thank God I was able to escape before something truly horrible happened.

[–] bobbydallas (8681) 5 years ago

LMAO

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Spit my coffee out thanks for the laugh.

[–] DracTarashV2 (4497) 5 years ago

Yup, saner folks — if all the endless social injustice manbaby posts didn’t make it clear enough, this reich here is how the mind of every devastatingly fragile, miserable, wildly paranoid and dickless alt-reich-incel-maga-chud (in short, fascist) out there works.

They say humans are still evolving... but obviously it’s taking time

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Honk honk bitch. MAGA 2020

[–] tom8 (3119) 5 years ago

say hi to your boyfriend mr. dildo, from us at moviechat.......

[–] ultravioletx (10237) 5 years ago

Wow. You had to fabricate that whole thing just to feel good about yourself.

[–] hplovecraft (2) 5 years ago

cringe

[–] tom8 (3119) 5 years ago

lol

fun stuff

look at the triggered lesbos and concrete dykes that are mad at you .....lol

[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 5 years ago

You think that's bad? I had to avoid the mandatory penis inspection by sneaking in through the butter mines and I nearly ran into the Theater Rape-Golem. I wore my seat canvas jump suit so that I would be difficult to see in my seat during the film so that worked OK. I could hardly follow the movie because the audience was cheering and shouting bromides continuously throughout the entire showing. I received a gender-appropriation citation afterward for laughing out loud at a part that was only for women.