I'm digging the theme song
These are the lyrics as near as I could decipher them.
Danyo-San (Theme to Cobra Kai)
Beaten up by,
The Cobra Kai,
One kick could kill
Your brain, it will.
I wanna show you this here karate stuff,
From Okinawa, I'm your sensei and I am gruff,
My names Miyagi, now wax on and wax off,
I wanna teach ya cuz you'll go far my student:
Danyo-Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
It's Danyo-San practicing the crane,
It's Danyo-Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan,
You're the one I want to train.
Clip trees, bonsai,
Put meat on eye,
Rub hands quickly
I can fix knee.
I hear you've entered martial arts tournament,
To fight the ones who always kick the shit out of you,
I will instruct you how to punch while I fish
I wanna teach you cuz you'll go far my student:
Danyo-Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
It's Danyo-San practicing the crane,
It's Danyo-Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan,
You're the one I want to train.
In my country there is an old saying,
That if a man can catch a fly in between
A pair of chopsticks, he can do anything,
I wanna teach you cuz you'll go far my student:
Danyo-Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
It's Danyo-San practicing the crane,
It's Danyo-Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan,
You're the one I want to train.