My penis poetry.
I have a penis
My penis also has me
The ladies love it
What's your penis poem?
I have a penis
My penis also has me
The ladies love it
What's your penis poem?
CHECK OUT MY AWESOME DICK.
BIG AND STRONG.
JUST LIKE OPIE'S CRICK.
MY PANTS ARE SPECIAL MADE.
OF EXPERIMENTAL GOVERNMENT FABRIC.
OTHERWISE EVERYONE WOULD GET LAID.
I STRIVE TO CONTAIN WHAT THE LORD GAVE.
A MAGICAL STAFF OF ENORMOUS SIZE.
WITH A MILLION LTTLE VEINS THAT YOU CRAVE.
NOW THAT YOU KNOW OF IT'S SIZE
TO PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
WILL BE THE ULTIMATE PRIZE.
I WROTE THAT FOR YOU, samy π
This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My penis, without me, is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my penis clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed.
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shareMy dick is a monster
Give me your heart
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start
(Chorus line)
When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part
My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, Baby
To scream up your slit
Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!
Are these lyrics to a Motley Crue song?
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