My Favourite Line

posted 3 years ago by Zinger (2334)
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Your mother was more like a pet to me.

[–] Aries (827) 3 years ago

That was a good line, although I don't know why anyone would want to have a dishwasher for a pet

[–] Yoinks (30) a year ago

And I don't know why anyone would want to have sex with their pet.