I was tending bar...
...And two guys somehow got onto who was more intelligent. One guy would say something like "I have a 180 IQ" and the other guy would say something like "I'm a Mensa member" and they kept going back and forth. To calm the situation, I jumped in and said "Guys...guys...I understood the plot to the movie Tenet on the first showing, I'm the smartest guy here!" ... Everybody started laughing and the argument was over! :)
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