90 minutes to commencement, better start doing all that stuff you should have done days/weeks ago
These fucking people are so stupid. The Purge is about to start and there's all these people boarding up their windows, shopping for supplies. Utter morons. Do that stuff days in advance.
You're driving back from picking up food/water/guns/whatever and you get a flat tyre. Congratulations, you're fucked due to your inability to plan.
Same time every year guys, get it together fucknuts.