Funniest Moments so far?

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I think it's generally funny when Tami stands with her arms crossed and her face screwed down into a miserable scowl. of course no one wants to be around her, I understand it's prison but she's joyless and miserable. I can picture child Tami exactly the same way in a foster home.

I also liked when the women were arguing and Yaz just sat there staring shoving the popcorn in her mouth

Robert to the other inmates at the bible study "You're all better than child molesters" as if that's going to endear him to them.

Do you got the NFL Network in here? XD

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Two things, both of them Maryum. 1. Pontificating about how there should be fresh vegetables included in their diet, while shoving down lord know what. 2. Talking about how a male guard told her to "Shoo," all the while eating some kind of corn chips with dip on it.

Funniest moment, bar none--
Ricky has just belted Jeff in the face and a producer interviews him afterwards-

Producer "We heard that there was a scuffle in the pod?"
Ricky "Huh, no, there weren't no scuffle. In here?? nah, not in here."
Producer "So there wasn't a scuffle?"
Ricky "No, I mean he said he was gonna rape my son... but no...
Producer "Whats that? What did he say? What did you say he said?"
Ricky "No, I didn't say it. What are you talking about? Nobody said nothing. So, anyhow, nah... there aint been no scuffle. Not at all."

Holy crap, that was so good. A lot of people are saying this show is fake, but if you think that was scripted, Id like to hear about it. That dude playing Ricky would have to be the best actor on earth to come off like that. Kevin Spacey, Anthony Hopkins, Jack Nicholson... None of you got crazy down like this dude!

*****Momma told me not to come.*****