I have some ideas that CW might be interested in...
A Happy Days remake where Fonzi is a violent psychopath and drug addict.
Scooby Doo: Special Victims Unit
A Leave It To Beaver reboot in which Beav. is molested by a pedophile priest
Bewitched with satanic symbols and animal sacrifices
Yogi Bear is shot by a trophy hunter forcing Boo-Boo to survive alone in a harsh and unforgiving wilderness
Barney Miller: A show about a hard-drinking racist cop who's know to chase suspects into alleys and shoot them
Barney: Carnivorous singing that dinosaur preys on children
Davy And Goliath blow up an abortion clinic
The Flintstones: Dino gets rabies and has to be put down
A show in which Blondie cheats on Dagwood and he kills her in a jealous rage
A remake of Hogan's Heroes placed in Dachau
The Electric Company: In one episode, they help power an electric chair
Romper Room...with pedophile teachers
Gilligan's Island done in the style of 'Lord Of The Flies'
TV movie idea: A remake of 'Being There' in which the lovable Gardner is replaced by an misogynistic orange tyrant who...actually, this is sounding familiar; did someone already do this?
Naked City...as a musical comedy.
Anyone else have any ideas?