I only came here for the poop eating and there's none of that happening.

But how did you know that there would be excrement munching going on here?

I think, and I'm really not going to bother checking, that the so-called announced "Doo-Doo" eater was going to post his video of consuming a "Lincoln Log" somewhere on YouTube but not here.

The so-called feces fancier had disappeared long before the conditions of which crap was to be consumed was even close to happening. Methinks he was already full of crap and knew he couldn't really eat any more. Remember that old phrase Diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain? Welllllllllllllllllllll…………. DceuFanticArmy's trolling has sucked some into his outhouse dining vortex. Sad thing is he wasn't even funny.

Was he going to make a chocolate covered Poop cake or a Poop covered chocolate cake?
Attach a hose to his rectum and become a one man Human centipede?
Ask for Doo-Doo donations from Ringling Brothers Barnum Bailey Circus Pachyderms?

Some say he is quite the Pachy or Hippo himself.

What world are we living in when insignificant morons back out of their promise to eat turds as a result of their laughably failed predictions? It’s madness, I tell ya! SD

Just take comfort in knowing that the goon that made this promise (coward!) is a walking fecal matter himself. Not ready to be a cannibal, I suppose. But he still has no shame.

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I bet you guys wonder why the AMatW board doesn't get more traffic.