Top things that closeted racists say...
"I have a black friend"
"If they can say it, then why cant I say it?"
"Racism is dead...'racist' is a synonym for someone a liberal disagrees with."
"Rap music isn't real music. Anyone can talk."
"...but I love Samuel L Jackson!"
"Jordan Peele is overrated." and "Get Out? I didn't get that one."