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Would be better if it was Bigfoot vs. The Loch Ness Monster


Those are real, not this nonsense giant ape and nuclear dinosaur crap.

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better? maybe. great? hell yes.

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I'd prefer Bigfoot vs Yeti (snow bigfoot) because the action would be easier to see without all the splashing around that 'ol Nessy would do. I'd like to see it done in a ring made of Matt Damon clones tied together. Now if it is filmed like how King of the Monsters was filmed then no alternate contestants matter anyhow.

I expect this new movie to be better than the last one but still not good*. I sure hope I am wrong though. I love a good giant monster movie.


*"good" means something different in a giant monster movie. It means the fights are done in longer cuts and are treated with love. It does not mean good story nor acting in this context.

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lol,

I have heard this one is supposed to be the best of the new Godzilla and Kong movies so far.

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Ah good. I hope so. I rank them thus:

Nu-Zilla: 6.5/10 (even though the action is only at the end, I liked it)
Skull Island: 8.5/10 (perfect example of the action being important and nothing else)
KotM: 4.5/10 (beautiful in snapshots but extreme disrespect for the action ... also stupid "bowing down" end. Fuck that)



The Flying Dutchman vs The Black Dog 3/10 (too many songs)
Chupacabra vs The Mothman vs the Snipe 1/10 (absurd levels of competitive coffee brand product placement)

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Bill Gates with his 5G death ray vs the Illuminati with their mind control and powers of stealth

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Maybe The Asylum ( http://theasylum.cc/ ) will make your dreams come true.

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Only if BC Fourteen directed it.

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Lol, he does have extensive street cred with the Bigfeets

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Lol

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