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The REAL reason behind the low critic scores

posted 6 years ago by kuku (3510)
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Official critic scores are calculated based in the percentage of non-white people in the movie poster. You think I'm kidding? Well, let's check, the formula is:

Score = 60 + 0.4 x percentage of non-white people in poster.

You just need to check the percentage of non-white or hispanic people in the movie poster, compared with the Rotten Tomatoes score, which you can obtain with a 5% error using the previous formula:

Black Panther: 100% non-white people. Calculated score: 100 - RT score: 97
Deadpool 2: 50% non-white people. Calculated score: 80 - RT score: 82
Infinity War: 50% non-white people. Calculated score: 80 - RT score: 83
Han Soylo: 40% non-white people. Calculated score: 76 - RT score: 71
Jurassic World FK: 0% non-white people: Calculated score: 60 - RT score: 61

The easiest way to get the critic praise the movie as the new Citizen Kane is just to swap the people in the movie poster and use black ones. I'm not sure how the dinos would affect the official critics, but just in case, make them black too.

[–] HarlemEagle42 (17745) 6 years ago

When you came to this realization in your basement, did the light bulb above your head turn on automatically? Or is it when you shout "EUREKA!""?

[–] kuku (3510) 6 years ago

You're projecting, mate. SJWs living in basements doesn't mean other people do ;-)

[–] KD637 (488) 6 years ago

Well, tbh it is pretty disgusting to see new blockbusters promoting intraracial relationship between two "aryan" looking white people. The only way to abolish racism is to abolish whiteness, and things like this movie poster definetly don't help and should therefore be considered problematic imo.

[–] kuku (3510) 6 years ago

it is pretty disgusting to see new blockbusters promoting relationship between two "aryan" looking white people. The only way to abolish racism is to abolish whiteness, and things like this movie poster definetly should therefore be considered problematic

No need to say more, right?

[–] Vechtersbaas (550) 6 years ago

Ah, we need to get rid of white people. Got it. When will the cleansing begin ? *laughs like a maniac*

[–] kuku (3510) 6 years ago

Well, there's steps. First, you take their properties. Then you mark them. Then you kill them. Like in Germany:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/8119805/Confiscated-Jewish-wealth-helped-fund-the-German-war-effort.html

And countries like South-Africa are still in that "confiscate" step. The won't reach the "mark whites" step until one or two decades from now. And that's there.

https://www.ebony.com/news-views/south-africa-reparations-white-land

So I'd say things go slow. You can sit and enjoy the decline without rush. It won't happen this week.

[–] Skullomania (483) 6 years ago

What about Ocean's 8?

I say it's because white men are dinosauxurist, dinosaurexic, dinosauxist, don't like dinosaurs. We must start promoting dinosaurs lives matter on Twitter and free our Jurassic friends from the tyranny of the white man!!!!

Oh, wait. I'm white. Screw you dino's your movie sucks!

Oh wait, I haven't seen it. I'm confused.

[–] kuku (3510) 6 years ago

Ocean's 8 has eitght chicks in the post, five of whom are white. So:

Ocean's 8 : 3/8 non-white people. Calculated score: 75 - RT score: 67

8 points of difference. Not as precise as the other cases, truth to be told, but still close.