Health concerns regarding The Emoji Movie

With the recent release of The Emoji Movie trailer in my small down in Ghana, our village elders have raised many questions of the safety issues with Emoji Movie.

The trailer was first displayed to all 33 of us villagers in our 2002 Windows laptop, shared among all of us. While we watched, within the first 15 seconds the elderly began to have severe seizures and muscle spasms. Our children cried, and their eyes turned black with hate. Vomiting was omnipresent.

Within 2 days after witnessing the trailer, the rate of spontaneous cardiac arrest went up by nearly 600%. Our women grew cancer tumors so large in their bellies, we thought they were pregnant.

With the average IQ of my village being a single-digit value, we ask for mercy from Hollywood to prevent the spread of lethal diseases. We are the last of the village. Please help us.

Sincerely, Uvuvwevwevwe Onetyenyevwe Ughwemubwem Ossas