I'd love it if someone could post the full haiku of "hemi you are a wanker" or whatever the title was. That was one of the funniest scenes in the movie.
Rivals the "that looks like hemi when he shat his pants on sports day" line or the "*beep* up" line from Boy.
Taika must know some guy called Hemi he like taking the piss out of
Just wrote this down in the dark in theatre, so may be missing a word or two
(which is important in haiku), but here goes:
Hemi you wanker
You *beep*
I hate you heaps
Please die soon
In pain
I suspected moderation wouldn't like that!
"beep" is the British spelling of ass, combined with hole
(Oddly enough, wanker gets through though.... Don't they use this in the States?)
Awesome. Cheers Garrick!
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If you go to the quotes section, the entire unabridged haiku is there.
The pumps don't work 'cause the Vandals stole the handles
Bob Dylan