A list of jokes/gags that made me laugh:

lol, the OP is what I expected but it still made me chuckle. This movie is a pile of *beep*

Ditto. Zero laughs were had over here, also. It's a shame, because the potential to be really funny was all over the place. How crap like this gets released, I'll never understand; you'd think someone seeing the pre-screening would have just ordered it burnt. The only thing even remotely funny was the one lady in the Red Room who didn't know what flogging was, and that only lasted two seconds. Boo, hiss.

I remembered I chuckled twice, but I honestly forgot for which scenes. And I watched it today.

I thought, quite genuinely, "Oh goodie! I wonder if he liked the same things as me!?" *clicks to see....
*Highlights thinking spoilers greyed out.....
*Nothing
*nothing
*.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

You win this time chucklehead!

Seriously though, there were some epic moments, how did none of you see this? Is it dark where you live? Are your heads in you bum-bum?