Oscar Winners for Sale...


So yer makin' yer Kingsman sequel and you need to "jazz up the cast a little" this time around and some agents are out there pushing their clients:

Jeff Bridges
Julianne Moore
Halle Berry

...and hey, they're all Oscar winners. The Big One, too: Best Actor, Best Actress.

But they could all use the bread, and they are all interesting actors.

So in they go...

...along with Channing Tatum...and some OTHER American player(As the American lariat-swinging agent) who isn't a star so doesn't make it into the posters.

Michael Caine(a two time Oscar winner) is out. So that's three for two.

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No, wait. Four for three. Colin Firth....

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You forgot about Elton John. He won an Oscar too.

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No, wait. Five for three....

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Go watch Schindler's List, SNOB

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