Trailer shows the entire movie--almost.

Yep. Another case of a spoiler-riddled trailer that effectively renders the film proper pointless to watch in its entirety... for anyone not suffering Alzheimer's, Parkinson's or amnesia, that is.

I'm starting to think these trailers are made using some free software program, where the producers simply drag and drop the film onto a front end, which then spits out a cookie-cutter trailer -- spoilers and all.

For I cannot believe that film industry marketing analysts has decided its customers are so abjectly and irrevocably dumb, and have such short, degenerative-brain-disease-like attention spans, that trailers of this ilk are a good way to sell a film. 

same thing with the trailer to the classic "where eagles dare", i saw that movie years ago and it's such a shocker what happens, but recently i saw the trailer to it and it gives it away. what an incredible depressing and slow moving movie this was, when you tune into arnold you expect action not this, spoiler follows here then, after such a dragging movie what an unexpected shocker what happens when arnold shows up at the guy's door about 72 minutes in, i thought for sure he would end up in a mental institution and not prison since the last we saw of him in freedom was him thinking the people in the apartment was his wife and daughter and he was sitting calmly on the couch. i thought it was easier to get engaged in arnold's story than the other fella, the service people at the airport in the beginning of the movie sure came off as chilly, not to mention the dicks offering arnold money. i didn't see the point of the screwing scene at the start of the movie. reasonable running time.



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glare froze me stone solid,
your eye shot like laser i caught it,
then you started playin with charm,
my heart like on a swing in the park,
and you had me even more caught,
as you made me defrost.