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Things that I learnt from watching "JeruZalem."

posted 9 years ago by Signorsolomon-1
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(1) "Found-footage" can be obtained from a winged demon that flies away into the middle of battle between an Army and a horde of winged infernal creatures...

(2) If you get startled, as a typical reaction, you can use a dull Medieval Times sword and impale a grown man's throat like butter...

(3) A 2015 electronic eye gear can have state of the art technological capabilities, but this can only make your device's memory have much less resolution than the 1996's "The House of the Dead" arcade game...

(4) In America, "The Walking Dead" characters have been fighting the walking Golems and Dark Angels all along...

(5) Zombiology can easily be a branch of anthropology...

(6) A face recognition app works on demonic trans-mutated putrid faces as long as you have a Facebook account and keep updating your status...

[–] urbanangel-24653 9 years ago

Haha! Best post on IMDB EVER! I want to watch movies with you :)

[–] lil_moe 9 years ago

I second that. Best IMDb thread.

[–] Rain246810 8 years ago

(7) It's okay to hide the fact that your lovers friend is turning into a man eating monster bc you owe her
(8) Dean Winchester was right, what's dead should stay dead. If not, you start the end of days
(9) It's totally cool to head to a place ahead of schedule with a guy you met on the plane ride there bc his facebook account is cool. No way he could be cool and also kidnap people
(10) Sarah's dad still has a myspace.....
(11)Kevin and Omar weren't about to kiss as they passed around the joint
(12) Sarah needs cardio and to nut up and shut up
(13)Never trust people with solid black eyes, this is why Evan Peters is usually a killer in AHS
(14) He just fell on my sword man, he just fell

Quit touchin my junk pervert!

[–] meemee_7 8 years ago

15. That screwing a guy you just met requires abandoning your life-long friend/attempt to flee a city under fire to save him from a nut-house

16. That I should automatically assume the guy I'm about to blow knows my brother is dead and that I'm real sensitive about it

17. That the guy I'm about to blow is more interested in my Facebook photos than the blowsie

18. That its ok to physically assault people, especially Israeli defense force guys

"...if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!" Roy Batty

[–] heyteegs 8 years ago

19. When in Jerusalem, if you talk crazy, the owner of your hotel can put you in an insane asylum.

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[–] chilone (18286) 7 years ago

20. Stealing your dad's credit card can have serious consequences!
21. Yelling "come back" and calling thieves names after they steal your bag, will make them think twice and return it to you with a complete apology.
22. All the rumors you've heard about Jewish girls and oral sex, are patently untrue.
23. Israelis used to be a lot shorter.
24. King David actually died from a gunshot wound.
25. Avoid towns with graveyards outside their front gates.
26. Avoid chewing on random foliage given to you by Israeli cabbies. It tastes disgusting!!
27. If your new FWB has a panic attack in a JeruZalem cave, you could miss out on some amazing hummus.

[–] mentality (600) 7 years ago

28 this is a true story