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Why the *beep* did she wipe out humanity? The bitch.

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You would choose your species over theirs.

She chose her species of yours.

Fair play.

It's basically a reworking of 'I am Legend' without the cowardly ending.

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Once she knew that she was as alive and capable of independent thought and action as any human being then why should she sacrifice herself to save the species that had kept her under lock and chain for her whole life. The Dr even told her how to set the pores free into the atmosphere so that the whole world would eventually become infected with the disease.

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Just goes to show those people were right to keep her under lock and chain.

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Honestly, I'd kill you, too.

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Exactly. They should have kept her on a tighter leash.

I'm the product of a fuc7ed up generation.I can't even seem to find a sunset to walk off into

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Sure ... and they would have been eaten much quicker.

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That is circular logic.

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No, its logical logic. Try again.

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'I am Legend' doesn't actually have a cowardly ending, only the bad Will Smith film version does. The original book has an ending with a similar sentiment to "Girl with All the Gifts":

The vampires that Neville is killing are shown to have evolved so that a new generation are thinking and feeling creatures. Neville comes to realise this after he meets a female one. The vampires arrest Neville and take him off to be executed by their new society.

Anyway, our ancestors probably wiped out the Neanderthals. I don't think any of us feel guilty about that.

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Obviously I was aware of the 'I am Legend' ending or else my comment wouldn't have made any sense.

Strange you would bring up Neanderthals as I just read yesterday that all non-African people have between 1-6% of their DNA. I guess we bred with them before wiping them out.

[b]But that's just the opinion of this *beep*

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She said it herself "then why should we die for you?"
Fair enough

Why are we better than her? Because we have more sophisticated eating habit?
At least she is young and hopeful, maybe she'll make a better humanity

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Given that she just killed the better humanity, I doubt this.

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is it better though? we slaughter animals en masse daily, and have slaughtered each other in similar numbers for what we think are good causes.

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But none of us have wiped out the human race just to be a bitch.

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yeh, well that depends what you or she would define as human. Dr whatsit who wanted to slice her up wasn't exactly human.

I think you know that already, don't you? But you just wanted to get off calling me a troll, yeh?

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Dr whatsit who wanted to slice her up wasn't exactly human.


Except it was the only way to save humanity. It was entirely justified. I understand the girl refusing to go along with it but she just murdered everyone in the entire world, proving Dr what sit was right to slice her up.

I think you know that already, don't you? But you just wanted to get off calling me a troll, yeh?


Its a sig from the one objective critic reviewing Ghosttumblrs.

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oh sorry, thought you were having a go at me.

my apologies.


however, I remain in disagreement about the point. She had her whole life in front of her and the lives of her "little buddies". Why should they their lives be worth less? nature of the world the young take from the old in real life anyway.

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I understand refusing to be sliced open but she didn't have to destroy the human race.

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she sees the kids as more human since they aren't adamant on murdering her . they can be controlled.

dr whatsit cant be controlled. shes absolutist.

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Actually, its shown that they are dangerous zombies barely any better regular zombies. So definitely less human.

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Less human to the viewer of course. But you cant pretend your views are the same as a human lab rats born without a normally acquired moral code.

You'd be closer to consider the moral code of a revolting "slave" of a particularly cruel owner in 19th century America.

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That 19th century slave is not a flesh eating zombie that has to be kept under lock and key. The two don't compare.

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It was inevitable regardless. Sooner or later a fire would have broken out and released the spores, with or without assistance. All she did was get it over with so the world could move on.

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Except the world didn't move on. It simply died.

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No, a new kind of humanity was trying to blossom, but the old humanity threatened that future by trying to hold out against the inevitable. Did you understand the ending at all?

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No, a new kind of humanity was trying to blossom, but the old humanity threatened that future by trying to hold out against the inevitable. Did you understand the ending at all?


This new "humanity" are *beep* zombies. They didn't want to blossom, they just wanted to destroy everything. The old humanity were not threatening anything.

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No, you have that wrong. I think you need to watch or read it again, you clearly didn't understand what happened.

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AKA, the ending was stupid.

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You don't get it. Either fix that, or deal with it. But all you're doing in here is proudly displaying your ample ignorance. Not sure what you're hoping to achieve with that - you are flat-out wrong in your assessment of the ending, period. You don't understand it. That's on you, not the movie or the book.

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AKA the ending was stupid.

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No, You didn't understand the ending.

The 'zombies' were not the ones taking over the world, it was the children of the infected that were the thinking symbiotic humans with the fungus helping them. The older humans turned to fungus zombies would die out, they were not the new breed of humans. Those kids were, and when they reproduce, the world becomes populated with the new kind of humans.






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No, You didn't understand the ending.


Its not that I didn't understand it, its just that it was stupid.

The 'zombies' were not the ones taking over the world, it was the children of the infected that were the thinking symbiotic humans with the fungus helping them. The older humans turned to fungus zombies would die out, they were not the new breed of humans. Those kids were, and when they reproduce, the world becomes populated with the new kind of humans.


And these "humans" were just a bunch of zombies.

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And these "humans" were just a bunch of zombies.


So its clear you really didn't understand the ending...or the film.

We tend to dislike stuff we don't understand, so I get why you thought it was stupid.



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So its clear you really didn't understand the ending...or the film.


AKA, the ending was stupid.

We tend to dislike stuff we don't understand, so I get why you thought it was stupid.


No, I dislike stuff that is stupid.

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The ending wasnt stupid. Tell you what, you explain the ending in your own words and we can all judge if you understood it.



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The old woman tried to kill to get a cure. The girl didn't like that idea (that, I don't blame her for) and ran off. She decided the solution was to destroy the dam pods, killing everyone (which is complete genocide) and then acts like she solved the damn problem. For some teacher Gemma don't call her *beep* for it.

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Yes, you didn't understand the ending.

You display the same thinking as Glenn Close, you can't see past the idea that humanity rules the planet. Well in this film they didn't anymore, the earth had new owners.

The girl was ready to die for the cure, as she thought this was the only way to save humanity. But she realised she and the infected had just as much right to live as humanity did. She didn't 'destroy' the pods, she released the spores that spread them over the world and ushered in the new era. She knew she was killing humanity, thats what she wanted, she wasn't human, she wanted her own species to survive.

Read 'i am legend' as the ending / idea is the same, that the world has moved on and humanity lost.



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You display the same thinking as Glenn Close, you can't see past the idea that humanity rules the planet. Well in this film they didn't anymore, the earth had new owners.


What, a much of mindless zombies? That's the serious downgrade for the planet to have. It also means that the bitch just committed genocide.

The girl was ready to die for the cure, as she thought this was the only way to save humanity. But she realised she and the infected had just as much right to live as humanity did.


Well, given they were just mindless creatures trying to murder everyone, its pretty clear they didn't have as much right. Also the idea of them having as much right (as you put it) means the humans also had as much right to live but no, she murdered the entire world.

She didn't 'destroy' the pods, she released the spores that spread them over the world and ushered in the new era.


An era of mindless zombies.

She knew she was killing humanity, thats what she wanted, she wasn't human, she wanted her own species to survive.


Except that she's still a freak even among the zombies. How long before they turn on her?

Read 'i am legend' as the ending / idea is the same, that the world has moved on and humanity lost.


The world didn't move on. She simply murdered it. And those zombies probably died off anyway. All she had to do was not be a *beep* but that was too complicated for her.

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You are still talking like its goodies vs Baddies. Its not. Its 2 species trying to survive and survival means the total wipeout of the other species. In this tale, Humans lost.

That you don't like the species that won is not the point, that you wanted Humanity to win is not the point, that you think Humans are better than zombies is not the point.

Except that she's still a freak even among the zombies. How long before they turn on her?


No, she is what the new species will be. The mindless zombie ones are not the new owners of the planet, the ones who are like her are the new species. All those kids at the end are like her, they will reproduce and the new owners of the Earth will prosper. They will even have the knowledge of the old owners of the planet as the teacher is teaching them it all.




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The zombies weren't actually trying. They just wanted to eat everyone.

That you don't like the species that won is not the point, that you wanted Humanity to win is not the point, that you think Humans are better than zombies is not the point.


I'm actually arguing that she's a moron for killing everyone so you've completely missed the point. Try again.

No, she is what the new species will be. The mindless zombie ones are not the new owners of the planet, the ones who are like her are the new species. All those kids at the end are like her, they will reproduce and the new owners of the Earth will prosper. They will even have the knowledge of the old owners of the planet as the teacher is teaching them it all.


Actually, they've not demonstrated anything other than being mindless zombies. Also since humans (their food source) are all dead, the zombies also die.

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The zombies weren't actually trying. They just wanted to eat everyone.


That the mindless zombies understand the battle they are in is irrelevant, the fact is still that one side will 'win' only by wiping the other out.

I'm actually arguing that she's a moron for killing everyone so you've completely missed the point. Try again.


Why should i 'try again', I understand the film and you don't. She wasn't a moron for choosing her side and that side was the infected people who were not mindless zombies just like her. They won, they rule the world now. If she choses the humans side, she dies and the humans probably lose anyway, she made completely the correct decision based on her situation.

Actually, they've not demonstrated anything other than being mindless zombies. Also since humans (their food source) are all dead, the zombies also die.


Ok did you read the part of my post that you quoted? Like i said the new species is the kids, not the mindless zombies. The film explains clearly that people who are bitten and become infected are the zombie types, but people who are born infected are not mindless. So at the end we see a group of kids being taught to read by the teacher. The kids eat normal food. They can farm animals and crops to live. They can use the food in the supermarkets for years to come until they are self sufficient.




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Why should i 'try again', I understand the film and you don't. She wasn't a moron for choosing her side and that side was the infected people who were not mindless zombies just like her. They won, they rule the world now. If she choses the humans side, she dies and the humans probably lose anyway, she made completely the correct decision based on her situation.


I do understand. The film was simply stupid. The zombie weren't even her side. She just killed humanity for no reason. Also those kids were pretty mindless. Chances are they all died out.

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She just killed humanity for no reason.


I explained the reason, you are free to like or dislike that reason, but you are not free to say there is NO reason as there clearly was.

Also those kids were pretty mindless.


For mindless zombies, They tricked and took down that moron soldier pretty quick...but no, they weren't mindless they were just feral, with no parents or society to teach them a way to behave. But nothing actually wrong with their brains, they were all sitting nicely learning from the teacher at the end.



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I explained the reason, you are free to like or dislike that reason, but you are not free to say there is NO reason as there clearly was.


Right, that she had a strop.

For mindless zombies, They tricked and took down that moron soldier pretty quick...but no, they weren't mindless they were just feral, with no parents or society to teach them a way to behave. But nothing actually wrong with their brains, they were all sitting nicely learning from the teacher at the end.


They didn't really trick him, they just ran and eat him. They acted EXACTLY like mindless zombies.

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Right, that she had a strop.


No, she realised that in the circumstances she had as much right to survive as the humans did.

They didn't really trick him, they just ran and eat him. They acted EXACTLY like mindless zombies.


Sorry I thought you had at least seen the film. Their actions were very far from mindless, they operated like a pack of wolves, luring and surrounding their prey in a trap and then striking some quick blows to weaken and panic the prey before attacking in force.

Sorry but you are not convincing me that you have any understanding about this film.



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No, she realised that in the circumstances she had as much right to survive as the humans did.


If that as true, she wouldn't have committed genocide against the humans because if she has as much right, then they have as much right.

Sorry I thought you had at least seen the film. Their actions were very far from mindless, they operated like a pack of wolves, luring and surrounding their prey in a trap and then striking some quick blows to weaken and panic the prey before attacking in force.

Sorry but you are not convincing me that you have any understanding about this film.


Exactly, mindless zombies. Did you see the film?

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because if she has as much right, then they have as much right.


What are you talking about? Why should she care about the rights of the losers? Survival doesn't care about the other sides rights in a fight to the death.

Exactly, mindless zombies.


Nope, but as you have nothing meaningful to post you are now just trolling.

Did you see the film?


Nope, its all just guesswork...and I still understand the film better than you do.


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What are you talking about? Why should she care about the rights of the losers? Survival doesn't care about the other sides rights in a fight to the death.


Well, you did say she had as much right. That was your point. You've just now changed your entire stance. Also, without a food supply, her species would die off, so she's also the loser.

Nope, but as you have nothing meaningful to post you are now just trolling.


Oh please, you've been doing but trolling.

Nope, its all just guesswork...


I thought so.

and I still understand the film better than you do.


Evidently not. Try again.

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How have I changed my stance? She has as much right as humans do to survive. However She doesn't care about their rights, only her own. Glenn Close doesn't care about the infected rights only her own. Each side only cares about their own survival in the end.

Her species can eat normal food. She eats animal meat just like humans do. She has plenty of food in the supermarkets and farms. In future her species will farm the land like we do now. I have explained this already.

Oh please, you've been doing but trolling.


nope, I have patiently been explaining some pretty basic stuff to someone as I would a child. Your capacity to learn is not quite up to the standard of a normal child but I am trying my best.

Evidently not. Try again.


What evidence is there that you understand anything about this film? The questions and comments you make seem quite stupid and are probably just trolling.

You have the correct answers, what you do with them is up to you. Ignored from now on.



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How have I changed my stance? She has as much right as humans do to survive. However She doesn't care about their rights, only her own.


You argue she had as much right and then argued the humans could screw themselves. Complete Contradiction. Made it look like you changed your stance but it turns out you just have a and argument.

Glenn Close doesn't care about the infected rights only her own. Each side only cares about their own survival in the end.


Why the *beep* would Glenn Close care about mindless zombies? Also, the others were actually helping the girl.

Her species can eat normal food. She eats animal meat just like humans do. She has plenty of food in the supermarkets and farms. In future her species will farm the land like we do now. I have explained this already.


Did you not see what the rest of her species is like. Chances are she ends up having to do all that stuff by herself and being a child, she's not gonna get that far.

nope, I have patiently been explaining some pretty basic stuff to someone as I would a child.


No, that's what I've been doing. Try again.

Your capacity to learn is not quite up to the standard of a normal child but I am trying my best.


Wow, major projection here, mate.

What evidence is there that you understand anything about this film?


Every comment I've made on this thread.

The questions and comments you make seem quite stupid and are probably just trolling.


No, that would be you, try again.

You have the correct answers, what you do with them is up to you.


And the answer is the ending was stupid. Glad to see we agree on this. What you do with this is up to you.

Ignored from now on.


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While it is true the little girl killed the entire human race, she had been told it was doomed anyway (ie the doctor told her when the congregation spore pods broke open it would be the apocalypse, and they could break open at any time, and there was more than one (she mentions one in Dublin for instance)).

That "kind of" excuses it I suppose, though it is still bollocks.


As to you mentioning that the kid zombies will have killed themselves by killing off humanity and probably most of the wildlife. That is true. The author of the book gets around it by giving the "thinking zombies" magical powers (they need to eat something like a handfull of food every 3 months, and they corrall as much of the mindless zombies as they can, presumably to prevent them preying on the wildlife). As *beep* as this cop out is, it is still an excuse. The film doesnt really touch on it at all other than Melanie mentioning her superhuman lungs though.




One thing that I have found to make the ending palatable is dont think of Melanie as a kid. Assume the doctor was right the whole time, she is just the fungus parasite masquerading as a child, and that her only goal is the extermination of humanity. Her killing humanity makes sense in that context. The parasite presumably doesnt know or care that it is also dooming itself.

It makes a lot of her other actions make sense too (ie the way she killed the soldiers who had been nice to her without a moments hesitation in order to save the idiot teacher who would give her an in to the humans and thier other secret base).
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The kids eat normal food


Nope. They eat flesh and flesh only -even if you ignore the book and go only by the movie, it's clearly implicit there- and even their magical offspring -again, book- will still be flesh-eaters, but they'll only need to eat every once in a while -which goes against all the known scientific rules of balance between energy and matter but hey, who cares, magic! All of which, honestly, is a serious downgrade from omnivorous -and even vegetarian by free-willed decision- foraging habits of current human organisms.

Crappy, stupid movie that retreads and rehashes old themes that were more compelling and intelligently approached way before. In my humble opinion.

And yes, I understood it. Too well, sadly. Which infuriates me even further to be honest.

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Nope. They eat flesh


I'm sorry, when did the entire world stop eating meat? You saying animal meat isn't considered normal food?

We clearly see in the film they can live off normal animal meat (FOOD).

So they can farm animals for food...just like we do now.

Crappy, stupid movie that retreads and rehashes old themes that were more compelling and intelligently approached way before. In my humble opinion.


Yes it goes over ground from other films and books, what 'zombie apocalypse' movie doesn't? It was still a pretty fresh tale and it was made well and was entertaining. Its nothing groundbreaking or amazing, but it was solid. It was nominated for awards ...truly crappy films don't get award nominations and I gave it an 8/10.


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I'm sorry, when did the entire world stop eating meat? You saying animal meat isn't considered normal food?


Raw, freshly killed animal flesh is not normal food for humans (though it can be and sometimes is eaten).

Additionally humans do not primarily eat meat, even the nations which eat the most only have ~1/5-1/10 be meat. Humans get the majority of thier sustenance from crops.

The problem with the hungries in this film is that they need things which are freshly killed. That means storage is out of the question, which means that every time one of them gets hungry they need to kill something, which means the majority of the animal will be wasted, which is not viable in terms of farming even before you get into depopulation due to the zombie apocalypse.

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Raw, freshly killed animal flesh is not normal food for humans


irrelevant. Preparation of the food is meaningless, the actual product is exactly the same and is obtained in the same way, via farming and the death of an animal.

Humans get the majority of thier sustenance from crops.


And the new humans will get their food from animal sources. There will be hardly any new humans to begin with, the human population will be gone, with probably many thousands of animals to each one of the new humans. Once they have farming setup and working it will be very easy for them to have enough food.

The problem with the hungries in this film is that they need things which are freshly killed.


Where in the film does it say that? We see her being fed in the prison with a bowl of worms or maggots. So they can eat different things to fresh meat.

That means storage is out of the question, which means that every time one of them gets hungry they need to kill something, which means the majority of the animal will be wasted, which is not viable in terms of farming


We know from the film they can eat worms/maggots to live, so probably insects and fish etc. They are not going to run out of these things and can easily learn to farm them.



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Look, I have a feeling you are going to be stupid, as all you are doing is quoting and going "NUH UH!" without even considering you might be wrong. Please dont do that.


Anyway, preperation of the food is not irellavant. Ignoring that humans have evolved to eat preserved (and ideally cooked) food, preserving meat allows it to last longer and for more of the daily calories to be produce. Preservation is kind of one of the reasons why humans stopped being hunter gatherers.

The zombies have exactly as long as it takes for the meat to stop being "alive" to them. No way of telling how long that is, but likely not long. A small group of them didnt even finish eating Kieran, as an indication of the time span (the apparently very short timespan).

No, they wont get thier food from animal sources. That is not viable. Nothing on earth has the kind of reproduction rate required. As an illustration, cows have a gestation period of roughly 300 days, and a fertility cycle of roughly 20. So that means that you are looking at ~1 year per calf. For humans, the ability to preserve the meat of the cow means that it will last for potentially any amount of time. A single person eats ~100-200 lbs of meat per year, and a single cow carcass provides around 400-600lbs of meat. This is why humans can have animals farmed for meat.

Meanwhile a hungry has to kill, can only eat "fresh" meat, and gets hungry, lets say once a day (which is Melanie's rate, though the feral kids suggest they get hungry more often). So each hungry will kill a cow a day. That means you need around 1000 cows per zombie per year for the herd to not decline.

See where the problem there is? (This is a bit simplified of course, groups of zombies can eat a single cow, but the basic problem remains). Additionally there are other problems with the hungry children. For example Melanie when she kills the cat, wasnt particularily hungry (not even sure they showed her as being hungry at all), and the cat was prettymuch a holy thing to her, she had spent years in her cell dreaming of having and owning a cat. She sees it and immediatly snaps, and she has an unimaginable level of self control compared to every other zombie we see. They couldnt manage a herd of livestock.

Maggots are fresh meat. And it is shown repeatedly through the film. The maggots, the military personnel, the cat, the dog, the Kieran. And again, it is shown they need "fresh" meat in a number of ways. The maggots for example. If they could eat anything other than fresh meat, their diet could be bulked up by non meats, which would put less strain on the maggot supply (which most likely everyone was eating in the base). They didnt. Or Kieran, the supposedly starving kids who were ready to kill and eat the other two left a good half of his corpse uneaten.

No, they cant learn to easily farm.

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I have a feeling you are going to be stupid


Someone with spelling as bad as yours doesn't get to call others stupid.

Please dont do that.


I'll do whatever I want.

preperation of the food is not irellavant


no its not irellavant, but it is irrelevant. Its the same food. You get it in the same way. You farm animals and you kill them.

The zombies have exactly as long as it takes for the meat to stop being "alive" to them.


If it says this in the film, I missed it, please enlighten me as to where this is stated.


the supposedly starving kids


No they weren't starving. They had been living off meat all their lives, we know they eat rats, there are a lot of rats. They were born like they are, so have managed to find enough food to thrive with ZERO help and no education.

So each hungry will kill a cow a day


Or rabbit, rat, dog, cat, chicken, worms, pigs, fish etc etc. You think there aren't enough animals in the world to feed a population of what...a few hundred?


No, they cant learn to easily farm.


You miss the point of the ending. Those 'feral' kids were learning to sit nicely and learn how to read. They CAN overcome their nature and learn to survive, they are the new world order. That's what the film is saying, you can try to pick holes in that if you like, but it doesn't alter the plot and themes of the film. The film is saying they WILL survive. You say it couldn't happen. That's your prerogative, but myself and the film disagree with you. At the end of the day its just a B movie, and if you don't like its plot as you think the new humans couldn't find enough food...then fine. I disagree.



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Jesus, not only are you an idiot but you are one of those "YOU SPEEL RONG!" types of idiots...

Its not the same food. I have already explained how. I am sorry you are too stupid to understand.

It is shown repeatedly through the film. The maggots, the military personnel, the cat, the dog, the Kieran. And again, it is shown they need "fresh" meat in a number of ways. The maggots for example. If they could eat anything other than fresh meat, their diet could be bulked up by non meats, which would put less strain on the maggot supply (which most likely everyone was eating in the base). They didnt. Or Kieran, the supposedly starving kids who were ready to kill and eat the other two left a good half of his corpse uneaten.

You completely missed the point about the kids being starving. They're that hungry that they're willing to attack another armed group when it is established they understand that guns are a threat (its why they trick the guy into taking off his pouches and rifle). They are willing to do this dangerous thing for potential food despite Kieran's corpse not even being half eaten. The point of that is showing whatever line the zombies draw on living/dead flesh is a very quick thing. Which loops back round into the whole "The kids wouldnt be able to survive" thing. A group of them cant even sate themselves on a human within the time it takes for the meat to become unpalatable.

No, there isnt enough animals. Look up how hunter gathering worked. That is with humans, and not with crazily high levels of consumption needed by the kids in the film.


No, they cant learn to overcome thier nature any more than you or I could learn to overcome our natural need to breathe or eat. That is quite literally what you are arguing. And that is not what the film is saying. The film doesnt go anywhere near that (whether they intended to or not). It is only with the context of the book that you are able to understand that. The film specifically shows that they wont survive. Or rather shows evidence that they wont and then has that ending. Thats kind of one of the problems with the book.

As a very obvious analogue (I think thats what you need), imagine if a film was 50 minutes of watching people jump off a highrise to thier deaths on the concrete below, and then it ended with a "rousing" scene of a plucky young kid deciding to jump off the building *real hard* so that he can get to China.

Is the film showing that the kid made it to China, or is the film showing a suicide? That is essentially the same problem this film's end has. It tries to play it off as a "happy" ending while having established that it is a calamity.


I have to say though, you barely seem to understand what you yourself are typing, never mind what I am. You really shouldnt try to argue.

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000000000000000000000000 I think you're pretty spot on with your analysis. It actually gave me some insight into some areas I hadn't considered.

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He is quite obviously trolling you. Noone is that stupid.

Fanboy : a person who does not think while watching.

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They didn't really trick him, they just ran and eat him. They acted EXACTLY like mindless zombies.

Are you a complete troll or just a complete lack of fun at dinner parties? My guess is the latter, I am out.

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A few months late but I can't help speaking my mind here... Are you training your condescension abilities in preparation for some Olympiads of Condescension I've never heard about or were you simply born with that natural superpower?

you explain the ending in your own words and we can all judge if you understood it.


I reckon the poster you're demeaning here is showing more restraint and high functioning traits than you're crediting him for but, really, other than that... re-read what you wrote. I mean... REALLY!?

Dude...

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Whats your point?

That poster didn't understand the film, and was therefore talking nonsense about it. How do you want me to phase it so it doesn't upset any delicate flowers Dude...???



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The world will not die if humans die, it will go on as it has for billions of years. Equating "the world" with "humanity" is the most supreme arrogance. Humans will also not die if, for example, they merge with AI implants in the future and become orders of magnitudes smarter, more resilient and long-living etc They will simply evolve. Evolution or even life itself does not need to be purely biological.

Regarding the symbiotic hybrids in the film, symbiosis is probably the most successful trick in evolution's sleeve. More broadly it belongs to the branch of co-evolution, which Darwin, seemingly solely focused on the survival of the fittest (of single species) and natural selection did not really cover. How successful? Beside the obvious symbiotic relationships the eukaryotic cell (cells with distinct membraned nucleus, like our own) itself is a product of symbiosis.

So, taking into account the survival of the fitness I can see the new species being much stronger, versatile and successful than humans. Darwin would certainly be proud of Melanie :)

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I didnt like the movie either. Cute lovely girl we were suppose to fell in love with is a cannibal selfish zombie who exterminated humanity, hurray! And she loved her teacher so much she killed her too (in the near future), whats not to like, right?

Also whats with Gemma Arterton's homeless look in the movie?

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In this debate over whose species is better no one seems to mention that the "second generation" zombies STILL NEED TO EAT LIVE FLESH! So yes, maybe they're more physically advanced but eventually they will consume what little live stock exists. Especially since (by releasing the spores) their main source of food (uninfected humans) is now infected thus inedible.

Plus the girl also condemned her beloved teacher to a life of being trapped in that science truck.

I say F#ck that little girl. She not only killed off the human race but also killed off her own fungu race.

"Common sense is not so common"

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we don't really know what happens after the movie, but in the book the 3rd generation loses the hunger, can live on like 2 bites of raw meat a day and don't even need to sleep.

Plot hole - Aspect of a film that is misunderstood or missed while using your smart phone.

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we don't really know what happens after the movie, but in the book the 3rd generation loses the hunger, can live on like 2 bites of raw meat a day and don't even need to sleep.


Yes and they can shoot lightning balls out of thier ass too! :D

But no, living takes a lot of energy. Its kind of one of the reasons why no zombie outbreak except the one shown in the 28 blanks later series is possible, and then the one in 28XL acts far too quickly. You need to keep repairing cell damage with proteins, your cells need glucose to function, your metabolism needs to keep running, basically.

There is no way for anything even remotely human to survive on such a small amount of food.

Look at Sloths for example. They are specially adapted to use very few calories. As such they can only survive in very specific places because they cannot maintain homeostasis, so they are effectively ectothermic despite being mammals. And because they have so little energy, they have almost no musclemass and what musculature they do have is incredibly weak and they can barely move, the fastest a sloth can move is 0.15 miles per hour. And because they are so slow, they have to spend 100% of the time they do not spend sleeping eating, and even that doesnt actually generate enough calories for them, so they have colonies of insects and bacteria living in thier fur and on thier skin which they consume to make up the balance.

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I love this answer.

I'm the product of a fuc7ed up generation.I can't even seem to find a sunset to walk off into

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Absolutely. There's suspension of disbelief, and then there's suspension of all kinds of common sense and respect for the audience's intelligence. No wonder that über-stupid apocryphal epilogue chapter was cut from the book. A pity that many other over-stretching absurdities didn't.

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Look at Sloths for example.


Why not look at the example the movie is actually based on? Fungi.
Do you see mushrooms roaming the woods hunting down game for "live meat"? No, you don't.
Yet very strong arguments can be made that fungi are actually the dominant lifeform on this planet.

http://jonlieffmd.com/blog/cellular-intelligence-blog/are-fungus-the-dominant-life-form

You know what's considered the biggest living organism on Earth? It's not whales or giant redwood trees, it's fungi.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-largest-organism-is-fungus/

Because fungi don't care, they thrive where most other organisms struggle to survive. Even massive amounts of gamma radiation, like in Chernobyl or in outerspace, don't bother them they actually thrive in these conditions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus

They even survive Mars like conditions: http://earthsky.org/space/fungi-survive-martian-conditions-on-iss

Fungi adapt so well that they've actually become a danger to space travel: http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/12/shrinking-spines-space-fungus-top-five-dangers-space-travel

Don't underestimate the shrooms, seriously, don't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uloBD9xxwZ0

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She realised her species had a right to exist and was superior in many ways.

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Except they were mindless zombies so evidently not.

I don't care about a troll who doesn't pay for his opinion telling me how to review movies.

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I haven't seen the movie, but I thought the "2nd generation" all kill their mothers?
How is that going to affect the creation of the "new" human race? One child per girl? Wouldn't they stop having kids?

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