Part of the movie that they should keep in the book
They should keep the part when isundling and Archer realize that they're the only morons who think E.L. James has talent, and then have BDSM sex at Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo (http://www.zoo.org/) with the giraffes, arctic foxes, snow leopards, and Roosevelt elk.
That could set up the sequel that James is currently writing, where they take a trip to Brazil's Imperial Museum, which is fodder for plenty of more James material, but this time inanimate.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!