How is the old guy so fit?
If there is no workout equipment in the house? Don't tell me the guy has membership to his local equinox.
shareIf there is no workout equipment in the house? Don't tell me the guy has membership to his local equinox.
shareHe was in the military
shareHe's been masturbating ferociously. Did you not see the 250 ccs of baby potion he was heating up?
Father wrote about this in his book Ch1Pg1Par1 What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions? Money.
Lmaooo
shareDafaq!
There lies his crown in water deep, till Durin wakes again from sleep.
You don't need equipment to work out and exercise. He could simply do pull ups, push ups and sit ups. Running in place for cardio. You can do a lot to stay fit.
shareIf he had the wherewithal to build those apparatuses in his basement (e.g. the sperm storage devise, the prison in which he kept the woman), then he probably had the wherewithal to store a Bowflex machine somewhere around the house. Or he had some dumbbells laying around. Or he did push-ups and pull-ups.
shareYou can get ripped by push ups, sit ups etc.
shareI don't know, but that silver hair and beard and tank top and biceps....
Mmmmmmmm. Silver fox alert!
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"I'm not used to being out in months that don't begin with 'O'."
-The Ringmaster, Dark Harbor
Maybe you'd like to be locked in his basement then?
shareYeah, but I don't want a turkey baster. I want the real thing!
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"I'm not used to being out in months that don't begin with 'O'."
-The Ringmaster, Dark Harbor
You wouldn't even need to be chained up. You could have a loving relationship with the gentleman in question and willingly accept his manhood in each and every orifice.
I'm a real kewl kat.🐈
And he would never know how ugly I am. hahaha
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"I'm not used to being out in months that don't begin with 'O'."
-The Ringmaster, Dark Harbor