Fat nerds + a 3-hour running time for a comic book film

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Tired of hearing about this. I guess people are forgetting about the success of movies like Titanic and the three Lord Of The Rings movies. Three hours is nothing. Actually, without end credits, pretty sure Avengers 4 will be about 2 hours 55 minutes. Titanic is 3 hours 6-7 minutes without end credits (3 hours 14 minutes when end credits are added) and until James Cameron's Avatar came along to dethrone Avatar, Titanic was the biggest movie of all time (unless you adjust box office numbers, then Gone With The Wild is still the biggest movie of all). But a lot of people will be able to handle Avengers 4's runtime. I actually had to use the bathroom before watching Infinity War. I ended up showing up when the Marvel logo was onscreen. I figured I'd sit down and wait for a scene I could skip to use the bathroom. Then about 2.5 hours went by and the end credits started rolling and it took me halfway through the end credits to realize I needed to use the bathroom before the movie started. AND I was drinking Pepsi throughout the movie. The Pepsi didn't trigger anything or reminded me I needed to use the bathroom. Plus I could've easily sat there for another hour. But a lot of these "fat nerds" can easily handle a 3 hour movie. It's in their blood/genes. I'm actually not fat, but I accept I'm a geek/nerd. I'm in the 5'6 to 5'8 height range and no more than 150 pounds. So I'm far from fat. (I also shave/shower daily too or at least once every 24 hours.) And when it comes to Avengers 4's runtime, I'm more worried about running out of pop/soda (I call it pop) and maybe popcorn than I am needing a bathroom break. I'll be fine. So will a bunch of other moviegoers and these supposed fat nerds. Adult diapers or intermissions are for amateurs. I don't consider myself an amateur either since I sat through Titanic twice in theaters. I was 9 or 10 when it came out, and I handled the movie fine both times.

As a fat nerd that’s currently tipping the scales at 300 pounds on my 5’ 4” frame, adult diapers will be a must for this film. My poor diet simply will not allow me to not release a greasy, liquid shit for that length of time.

Don't bring your fetishes into your post.