"I just got my ass kicked by a bunch of Christmas cookies!"
"Trick or Treat!" Swear that's what the dark elf says as they jingle the cookie on the chain in the chimney.
Howard to the dog "Come here, girl"Dog walks awayHoward "Useless turd" lol
Aunt Dorothy making the children an alcoholic drink. "A little sugar, and a little spice, makes everything nice."