congrats on making the biggest piece of *beep* film i've seen in 30 years. how uncreative can you be? there's not a single enjoyable scene in this. blegh. so annoyed that i decided on this to be the 31st film to watch in october. just because of the title. what a poetic *beep* i am. never direct again.
shareJesus, the movie wasn't as bad as you are making it out to be. I liked it - wth were you expecting?
shareI think he was expecting some dumb fun. He was at LEAST expecting an entertaining, trashy film. That's what I expected. Instead I got poorly shot, shaky cam garbage with unlikable characters and an awesome yet completely wasted villain in Doom-Head.
I was expecting to at LEAST enjoy ONE coherent fight scene, and that most certainly didn't happen. I expected Sheri Moon Zombie's acting to have improved after all this time, and this may be her worst performance since Halloween II (look at her expressions during the dinner scene). Rob took crowdfunding money, and wiped his ass with it.
We were expecting some semblance of a movie. This was just complete and utter garbage.
shareI agree 1000% .
It seemed to try and capture that Devils Rejects vibe but failed. I'm happy some folks liked it but to me it would had been more suitable as an exclusive for the horror channel.