Message to Rob

On the off chance you come 'round here, I just want to suggest one simple thing: your audience will care a hell of a lot more if they actually like the characters.

I don't know why Rob Zombie insists on creating these horrible, trashy, crude and otherwise despicable characters and then expects the viewer to care or even tolerate them. And even if he wants anti-heroes, then give us the "save the cat" moment so we can at least connect with them before we grow to hate them. Otherwise you're just watching *beep* people killing *beep* people and unless you are a *beep* person, that doesn't really connect with most people.

Give us characters we care about, then put them in these brutal, harrowing predicaments and you'll see people will like the films far more. That's a promise.