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Big surprise. Like I said before it's release. Not only will it...


suck, but it's going to bomb even with hard core fans. This movie is so bad it's funny. It is also a blatant ripoff of this http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Why-Marvel-May-Pissed-About-Rob-Zombie-Horror-Movie-68001.html Rob Zombie is, and always has been, a hack.

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Uhhh..that article is 2 years old so i doubt rob zombie is in any trouble with marvel.Anyways,with zombies films it all comes down to personal taste.

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with zombies films it all comes down to personal taste.


You could say that about any movie.

"I'm so happy dancing while the Grim Reaper cuts, cuts, cuts, but he can't get me!"

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Nope, movie was good fun.

While not as good as Devils Rejects, for me it is probably his second best film for me personally, tied with Corpses and Lords of Salem as the next best.

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So it's second best, tied with two other movies? Who taught you math?

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Fun is subjective.
A predictable stab fest with zero suspense and 100% unlikable characters isn't my definition of fun.

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Lol at the jealousy.
You might not like Zombie, but he is way more successful in two different careers than you will ever be in your one career!!! Zombie is making movies while you sit at home on your computer and pirate them for free. Keep crying and complaining about him...because he couldn't care less about you!!!!

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but he is way more successful in two different careers than you will ever be in your one caree


You're speculating and doing a poor job at it.

Zombie is making movies while you sit at home on your computer and pirate them for free


True,everything i can do to polish my envy.We're terribly jealous at his "career" remember ;)



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zombie is a hack.

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more successful? his last two movies cost barely a couple of millions to make,
NO studio will finance his garbage movies. no one wants to pay for a flop that people will hate!!!
How is that successful? no studio respects him, he barely was able to make this because not even his fans gave enough and a lot of stuff had to be cut down.


IF he didn't care less about us Why the HELL is he deleting negative comments about this on his facebook? there have been hundreds of people whose comments get deleted, he obviously cares

this movie is absolute garbage and not a lot of people like it, not even hardcore fans

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Yeah. You nailed it on the head. Anyone who doesn't like a movie is clearly jealous. Nobody, ever, has any valid reason to dislike a film or a director except jealousy. Your sense of logic is amazing.

I remember everyone crapping on Uwe Boll, and same thing: it's clear they are jealous.

It works with music too. I hear all these people saying Justin Bieber sucks, and that Miley Cyrus sucks. But obviously they're just super-jealous. After all, Bieber and Cyrus couldn't care less, they are making music while you're sitting at home pirating it for free. Right?

Who ties your shoes for you, by the way? Is it the same person who spoon-feeds you applesauce so you don't get it all over your bib?

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I'm a "hardcore fan" and it didn't "bomb" with me. Did it live up to expectations? No. But certainly no worse than any garbage that passes as horror these days.

I'll take 31 over "The Purge" series which seems to have quite a following for the pile of trash that it is.

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It was a horrible mess. He made everyone's acting seem total sh!t.

The quality was just strange... it felt like a bad music video.

http://www.youtube.com/user/UCpCwer0R-QR3GcAH3vvYuow
https://soundcloud.com/#carjet-penhorn

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At least The Purge has a plot and decent acting. What does Zombie have going for him? You don't have to like The Purge or any other "horror" movies but I do hope you realize that the quality (acting, directing, soundtrack, editing) is a lot better in The Purge and pretty much most movies that hit the theaters.

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The Purge was typical hollywood racist subliminal garbage from the get-go. Neither did it have particularly good acting.

In fact, most horror movies aren't known for they great acting. Some of the most famous horror films of all time have bad acting.

With that said, 31 wasn't great by any standards. But I certainly wouldn't call it the worst movie ever.

I also don't think Zombie is 'a hack.' I thought HO1KC and TDR were both great. The first Halloween remake was just ok. He's been on a bit of a dry spell lately but he's certainly proved to be capable to me. 31 may have been a bust, but cut the man some slack, he is new to the film industry in comparison with some of these other director's/producer's.

What I find most ironic is these twits that clearly have an axe to grind with Rob Zombie, and watch his films purely out of spite with clear intent to be critical.

While 31 may have deserved it. The Firefly Family was fantastic in both films I don't care what anybody says.

It's kind of like Eli Roth. "Torture Porn" as they call it. If you don't like extensive gore movies don't freaking watch it. You're clearly only doing so out of spite. Because you know what you're going to get going into it.

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"This movie is so bad it's funny."

I strongly disagree.
Its so bad, its not even funny.
Truly awful movie from terrible "director". In other words, as expected.

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I stand corrected. 😎

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I don't know what's more scary, the stupid movie or the stupid people who went to see it.

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The stupid people going to see it are the reason this hack still has a job.

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Oh, You're talking about the movie Saw not 31.

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Yeah. You caught us. We're all here on the 31 board discussing how bad Saw was. 😕

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