We NEVER went to the moon!
Lunacy! (see how I did that? Luna? See?)
Those who ignorantly hold fast to the lies which have been beaten into their tiny heads are the real problem. We never went to the moon. It's so painfully obvious in every way. I know it. Others know it. Kids know it. Heck, DOGS know it. But yet I still come across these fanatical sheep who simply eat what they are fed, and ask for me.
Wake up!
We never went to the moon, it was a hoax of the most sinister variety. And I'll never say otherwise! Never never never!