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Lets start with some issues

posted 9 years ago by mason25
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First and foremost, she traveled from the EAST coast to the WEST coast... because shes 'the only one qualified' BULL SHT.
The air travel (bird fly) shortest distance from New York to Los Angeles is 3935.55 km= 2445.43 miles.

She seems to be a lot more concerned about checking in on her daughter then with her mission at hand... here let me try making some more phone calls............stupid.

She refuses to fight the zombies....... STUPID.

The bus driver, instead of slowing down for his buddy, yeah he just keeps right on rolling.

On the topic of the bus, WHY THE FK didn't they weld in some locking mechanisms for when they're inside........... that way when they leave the compound, they wont have to play whack a mole with the zombies....

Stupid btch finds another phone, and a zombie.... better make a phone call and not pay attention to whats around.

I'm only 40 minutes in and this is what I've noticed so far. Surely there will be more from what's turning out to be an absolutely stellar POS.

[–] mason25 9 years ago

Driver gets infected, no big deal, he plays it like a man with nothing to lose.

stupid btch #2 drops her picture of her son... stands on the ,odd;e pf the road and gets hit by THE ONLY CAR MOVING .......... as if she wouldn't hear it coming huh.

At least they explained her story was a lie...

After avenging her friends death, driver and btch1 decided to LEAVE THE WORKING CAR!!!!!!!!! and hoof it more.

[–] Dejay 9 years ago

Yeah the stupid writing is the main flaw of this movie. Why can't they write in some action without making everyone look like idiots.

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[–] eak000-803-592657 9 years ago

looked and sounded like they dubbed theon greyjoys voice over with some ghetto idiot voice

[–] Jigsjigz 9 years ago

It was totally retarded... what about the random healthy woman standing in the middle of the street not being attacked with a bright pink towel around her leg... why isnt she moving duh even i can figure this out, and so why did they randomly shoot kill her too? they could have used her as bait for others later... -_- im just past the toilet scene shes an awesome doctor can tell by pushing someones head back their dead, no pulse check, no vital signs nothing just oh ill go reach in his junk. -_-

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[–] Jigsjigz 9 years ago

Cant keep a bus door closed. Doh!
Never used a bat before yet survived this long. Doh!
Walk upto a random person in the middle of the road who wont walk to you or away from you with a massive pink towel around 1 foot. Doh!
Check a dead person by pushing him and going for his phone. Doh!
Bang on a chained door with your bare hands but have crowbar in your hand. Doh!
Close the door behind you but then open it to shoot people trying to attack you to die the hero. Doh!
1st sign of trouble shout at the woman with a shot gun and run off. Doh!
Duck behind a car when you hear another one coming... quick run to a van in front of them so they can see where your going and just happens to be unlocked with no alarm. Doh!
Kill a man 1st time with a screw driver yet survived this long?! like 1st time they have ever killed someone yet they just played wackamole in the bus at the start -_- Doh!
Your a bad guy with a few others looking for food your smashing up cars and looking inside 1 goes to a white van and don't come back. Doh!
Music Shop keeper puts the shutters down but don't lock it. Doh!
Your in music shop looking around for food/water hear a smash turn the light off, Randomly 1 appears and only screams when you turn the night-vision on. Doh!
Hits it like a pussy with a hammer then all the sudden its 4 rooms down the hall and let your buddy go. Doh!
Zombie has night vision Oh no wait now all the sudden it cant see?! or hear, smell or feel! Doh!
just walks past them so well talk not even whisper, Oh here it is right next to us yet saw it walk past the other way. Doh!
While my buddy is getting attacked ill just stand here with a hammer and watch. Doh!
Im a crazy zombie about to eat someones face off oh ill change my mind and attack the other person because i can see in the dark again now! Doh!
Bus driver knows exactly where they are in a city knows what building their in just in the nick of time in the dark without anyone hearing or seeing him. Doh!
1 min the radio works next min it dont. Doh!
all their conversations etc are being recorded on their head cams (are they being uploaded wirelessly?) Doh!
Gave away shes not a doc and hes been bitten hurt. Double Doh!
Their suits are so badly made anything can rip bite though. Doh!
has a cut/bite on his side can harldy walk yet jumps over a fence like jackie chan. Doh!
Randomly drops a picture of her boy gets hit by the car that drove off 10 mins ago don't hear it or see it till its on her and they carry her off in seconds and don't bother to even look or go after the other 2. Doh!
Lets stop in the middle of the road and eat this person we just found. Doh!
Runs after a car catches up with them in seconds! Doh!
1min their zombie like cant talk then can plead for life but eating a live person 2 seconds ago. Doh!
Lets leave this taxi that was perfectly drive-able and run down the street again. Doh!
Has the only bio suits on in the area, asks if the doctor is the doctor like no 1 lies. Doh! shes a liar!
I can go on but the film was utter trash as you have seen yourself.

Im re-watching this as i type all the common sense flaws. Doh!

Final Doh! ZombieKiller1969 has only 2 posts both are on here! Brand new account just for this crap film. Doh! did you work on this film? was you an extra? or just a troll? Doh!

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[–] Jigsjigz 9 years ago

You're full of insults, very mature. We're just pointing out how terrible a film it was.

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[–] Jigsjigz 9 years ago

How do you know how I watched it? Bit of a random accusation, why did you? Guilty conscience? Yes I watched it twice as I find doing things like this may help others make better films hopefully. I see flaws ill let others know. That's the whole point of rating and reviewing... unlike you trying to be a keyboard warrior.

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[–] dhooghesven 9 years ago

Im re-watching this as i type all the common sense flaws. Doh!

LOL thanks to you and this review at least I got 1 genuine laugh out of it.

Have you noticed how the uninfected downtown just casually walk around like homeless people during the daytime supposedly "starving". You don't need to be infected to become violent is that situation and the team doesn't even try to save some of them. Nope only those at the target need to be saved.

[–] Jigsjigz 9 years ago

Hahah yeah I know right? The op seems to have run away...

[–] mason25 9 years ago

No I'm still lurking, I fully agree that they couldn't perceive a simple trap for what it was.

[–] Tutankhamun (85) 6 years ago

Glad someone pointed out the zombies sudden change of attitude after numing on someone's intestine, I mean wtf, I've literally nvr seen a zombie pleed for his life, and he classified because he was just eating a person, stages huh w/e bad writong even for a tv movie

[–] joycbeyda 9 years ago

My husband and I noticed every single thing you mentioned. Plus when she ran out of her home and jumped in the ambulance with her daughter she turned the ambulance on with a set of keys in the ignition.....didn't her buddy Wheeler just hotwire that thing?