REALLY, REALLY stinks!!!
God, damn! I feel dirty in just watching this load of crap!
How'd Phifer, an A-lister in my opinion, get roped into this??? Did someone get video of him doing drugs and blackmail him??? Wtf are you doing in this, Phifer??? I mean, god, LMN movies might seem like a step down and SciFi Saturday Night might be an in joke and all, but both of those are highly respected fields that you can easily get. THIS crap is beneath you, my man!
Hell, Phifer was the only true actor in this. I mean the only one given even a chance of real acting. The others, Guilfoyle especially, could act, I have no doubt, but they weren't given a chance. The script on this just plain sucked! But even Phifer acting in the few scenes he's allowed to couldn't save this.
And Guilfoyle, whom I absolutely hate after he murdered that cop in CSI....is a fine actor as well. Why was he given like five lines of pure crap? "You won't need the phone, skank!" Damn, give that writer an Oscar!
Jeezus, give me an hour and a budget of $4 I could re-write this into a 6-7 pandemic movie. Damn, that was a better sentence than this ENTIRE movie had. I'm good!
Jesus. I gave this a 3. Would have been a 1-2 but it *had* two good actors in it at least. I made it through 45 mins. I felt physically sick after trying to keep up with all the garbage so I stopped it.