Terrible low budget movie better done in someone else's hands
The filmmakers showed their hand in the very first scene of the nude woman. It was just inexplicable and low rent. This is your establishing shot for the feel of the whole film. Then we have goofy music, cat turds, a bloated Nick Cage thinking he's being "checked out" (the delusion of every old fat guy), more goofy music, some pointless reference to a hand job (why where they there? There was no logical point to that location at all.) I hate things that are illogical, and the filmmakers handled this like they just got out of their frat house with too much of their daddy's money (but not enough to do anything classy.) It is so hard to watch Elijah Wood trying to adult with that baby face and baby body and baby voice. The scene in the beginning is cringeworthy because you're watching a hairless baby have sex. Disgusting.
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Fire away, fire away.