Seriously these people have no life, why waste your time on hating some low budget horror flick. I liked the first two movies and this one was not bad at all. Vagina with teeth - awesome! Worth watching regardless.
*Seriously? Just because someone hates something or doesn't share the same opinion as yours, they're trolls?
It is a movie, if you hate it - DON'T WATCH IT, no one forced you to. Do you even know the definition of hate? Do you go on forums also bragging about how you hate Picasso paintings or Asian food? f.ng idiot...
These forums are to DISCUSS THE MOVIE. That means saying what you felt was good or bad about it. It's not a fan board for only positive posts. What don't you understand about this? You think people should only ever talk about movies they like? Plus, of course no one forces you to watch a movie, but you won't know if you like it or not until you do. If you don't end up liking it, you have every right to say so. Instead of bitching about people who didn't like it, why don't you present a counterargument as to why you did?
Wait...wasn't it a vagina with taloned hands for labia?
That's a great box quote though, "Vagina with teeth - awesome! Worth watching regardless."
That's the sort of box quote that tells anyone that accidentally picked it up, to immediately put it back in the bargain bin, and shove it as deep in there as possible, so that nobody finds it.
Box Quote: "This vagina is crazy! It's got like, hands for teeth...for a vagina! What more must I say?! If you watch any film based on the bizarre dentature of a vagina (btw it's actually hands), IT MUST BE THIS ONE! What else are you going to watch? Look...you want some skateboards in your film? There are 45 minutes too much of skateboards in this film! I can't even remember the first freakin' segment to this film for all the hand-vagaie and skateboards in it! It's worth watching regardless."
"Apocalypse Now: If there were vaginae with teeth (that are actually hands) ANYWHERE in this film, I missed them, or they went completely over my head...and yet I still find myself leaning towards a 'Worth Watching Regardless' recommendation."
"Insert disk, press play, stand up, walk out of your living room, walk out of your house, keep walking until you can no longer hear this film playing through the wide open door of your home, keep walking, never go back."