...then told Death to "take a back seat for a minute", shot his way out of the grave with a sawed off shotgun and is currently walking down La Cienega to the homes of any and all who were involved in this debacle. From Director & Actors to Catering & Drivers, even the Grip who just worked a SINGLE day and the unpaid Intern who covered the phones in the production office that Tuesday.....he'll make em ALL PAY!
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C'mon. It's not THAT bad. It's bad in a cheesy over-the-top nonsense way. Both films are nowhere near the quality of Bronson's original, though. That 10 minute opening with little to no dialogue while remaining tense is classic cinema.
Action Hero's Anthem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Cpb61R-4U
For a fraction of a nano second i thought you were referring to the first 10 minutes of Mechanic: Resur...Resurrrr...Resu...it's no use my PC won't allow me to type the name of that atrocity. Yes the first 10 min (if not longer) of the ONLY "The Mechanic" was absolutely amazing...not to mention consisting of thee BEST action movie ending since Jesus lost a sandal.
..."BANG! Your Dead!" KABOOOOM! (roll credits)
i dare you to watch the original one with CB, it is hideous, cringe over the top lame acting
i'm not defending this turd, but despite all of the crap it's still miles better than the original
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Brosnan was well known for some bad films in the 1980s.
It's that man again!!
No. Charles Bronson along with Chuck Norris NEVER made a bad film in the entirety of their carriers. We lesser humans have just yet to evolve the ocular capabilities to see the buried monoliths of wisdom within them and the synapse/cerebral cortex capacity to process the information which they give. 1.3 million years hence The Octagon and Mr. Majestic will be what Homer's The Odyssey & Aristotle's Poetics are to us today...but better.
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