Jessica Alba and Rebecca Hall should star in a movie together
And they should call it "The Shytiest Actors on the Planet Vol 1."
There's a movie out starring Dean Brisson, and it's called "The Shytiest Man on the Planet, Vol 1."
It's about this 50-year old man, who's always down on his luck, fails at every attempt at life, and begs his dad to buy a pawn shop so he can be employed.
It could win a Razzie.
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Hahahahahahahahahahaha......
DONKEYA$$!
I picture the role of Dean being played by Kevin James, with Ed Asner as his father, Adam Sandler as his 'buddy', who may or may not be a figment of his imagination, and William Daniels as the voice of his stove.
It's clear Johnny likes it in the out box.
and William Daniels as the voice of his stove.
That made me laugh harder than usual.
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I loooove Ed Asner (Mary Tyler Moore Show being my favorite).
Sapa$$!
Awesome! Perfect choice to play your dad, eh?
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Ed Asner would play my great-great grandfather.
You DOLT!
He's not good enough to play your father?
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Ed Asner would play my great-great grandfather.
Sure, in a flashback to the War of 1812...
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I can see Dean's stove having a talking display, like Kitt from Knight Rider.
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
I mean, at this point, you basically just ripped off Fatty's joke and made it less pithy and quoteable...
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Well, yeah.
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Freeze-a$$ will always be a follower and never a leader, and of course, the Dumba$$ is bad as be the follower.
Epic Fail....like usual.
There's what I wanted to see.
I was waiting for Dean to bring up the leader/following drivel. I love how me being a follower pisses him off so badly
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
So, you're saying that you 'pretended' to do that so that he would call you a follower? Nah, not buying it. Since I hadn't chimed it yet, you were hoping that I wouldn't have already read Fatty's comment and that I would shower praise upon you, finally gaining my approval. Not this time, chief! Get some original material and you might just get there!
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ummmm, no....
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Methinks, yes!
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I say no.
Dean, what do you think?
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Dean think? C'mon - you know he doesn't do that...
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Freeze-a$$ can't come up with anything original, it's not in the LOSERS genes.
Like I said FOLLOWERRRRRRRRRRR....................
What does that have to do with you not being able to think?
You have no shame in being dumb, that's for sure.
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
WedidntBurnA$$ pegged you right.
You're trying to get approval from a stranger on IMDb is quite pathetic.
Do yourself a favor and get off this site LOSERRRRRRRR.......................
We're ALL pretty pathetic for our own reasons here...
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Yes you're pathetic but Freeze-a$$ is on a whole new level of patheticness.
Yikes!
Well, yeah, there are certainly those of us that take it to a higher degree than others.
Don't forget - I'm including you in that list, too...
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I just come here and talk about movies, you losers just hang off my teat all day.
Yikesy Mama!
I just come here and talk about movies, you losers just hang off my teat all day.
Hahahahaha! Who are you trying to kid here? You just come on here to call people Sapa$$ and buttnut and other childish insults. You constantly need to argue with people to satisfy some strange, sick urge you have.
If you only applied yourself like how you apply to trolling, you wouldn't be a failure at 50-years old.
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Thank you Dean, for admitting you're dumber than shyt. That makes me very happy to see you finally embrace it.
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
I swear Freeze-a$$ has to be about 14 years old.
Ouch this goof is stupid.
...and you must be 50-years old.
Ouch, this goof is beyond stupid.
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Don't you love the new review that's up, for your dad's pawn shop?
That cashier over there sounds like a real jerk, eh Dean?
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Where do I find this review, and don't lie about it.
LOSER!
Bullshyt.
Besides, why would you try to down a business when you get hit on IMDb, you can't take the heat so you try to put somebody out of business?
Are you that pathetic and shallow?
Show this site PROPERLY.
Bullshyt.
Fine, then don't believe me. Doesn't matter to me.
Besides, why would you try to down a business when you get hit on IMDb, you can't take the heat so you try to put somebody out of business?
Yeah, pretty much. It's that and I love you so much Dean.
Are you that pathetic and shallow?
Yes, yes I am.
Show this site PROPERLY.
Ask a little nicer, and I will.
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Ask a little nicer, and I will.
Will you pretty please, with sugar on top, give us a link?
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Because you asked nicely, I will give you the link.
I will give Dean the link if he uses "pretty please" too.
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
It's a lie
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I'm lying to Dean about the review page, just to rile him up.
Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.
Even if there was a link, why would you go to the extreme because a STRANGER called you a name on IMDb?
Why do you have to go outside of IMDb because you (PUSSY) can't take the heat. Why don't you run along you little pubescent teenager.
LOSER!
It's a lie
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I'm lying to Dean about the review page, just to rile him up.
Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.
Damn you skip! I almost got him to ask nicely
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
No, you didn't. He was never going to do it...
Stop trying so very hard to win my approval and you won't find yourself in a situation where I can rat you out, goober! When I said pretty please, I knew you didn't do it. But, now, you probably will...
Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.
]No, you didn't. He was never going to do it...
Stop trying so very hard to win my approval and you won't find yourself in a situation where I can rat you out, goober! When I said pretty please, I knew you didn't do it. But, now, you probably will...
Yeah, I think I will do it now.
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What happens outside of IMDb shouldn't happen.
There is no need to try and down a business because you (puke) can't take the heat. Just run to your gay bar and find a dudette. Gaybot!
It shouldn't happen, but it does happen
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What happens outside of IMDb shouldn't happen.
There is no need to try and down a business because you (puke) can't take the heat.
Never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Dumb Deano. I mean, I tease you about your business failing, but I don't ACTUALLY hope that it happens. And, I certainly would never do anything to TRY to make it happen...
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Exactly.
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Because, it's fun!
Now are you going to ask nicely or what?
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Only april kisses a$$.
Sorry Numbnuts, men (obviously not you) don't do that.
Child!
The 50-year old man-child is calling me child
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
Because he's dumb Dean.
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
All I did was take his side like he ASKED me too and then said thank you for a compliment so I have NO idea what he is talking about lol
...and people wonder why Dean has no friends.
I dont think Dean knows what he's talking about. He's that dumb.
"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger
It's a joke april.....or is it,
shareOkay, here's a question for ya Precious:
Freeze, Fatty, and I have agreed to let you decide: which one of us do you hate the most? Whichever one you pick will agree to NEVER (and, I mean NEVER) interact with you again. You'll still be stuck with the other 2, but that's gotta be better than all 3. So, choose wisely. Whichever one you hate the most will be out of your life for good...
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Of course Freeze-a$$ you Dumbfck!
You 2nd and then the other fckhead FATTY.
You don't get a 2nd and 3rd choice. But, if you're officially choosing Freeze-ass, then hopefully he won't be an a-hole and he'll keep his word. He was POSITIVE that you'd pick me, so he went along with it. If he ever responds to you again, which he has promised he won't if he loses, then he's going back on a deal...
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Release the dummies email like you said you would.
LOSER!
What email? Freeze's? I never said I have his email address...
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Third place?
Always the bridesmaid and never the bride...
It's clear Johnny likes it in the out box.
You're third place because you know when to stay away.
You're the only moderately sane Numbnut here.
Sapa$$!
I demand a recount.
It's clear Johnny likes it in the out box.
You're third and it'll stay thay that way.
Donkeya$$!
Better be a joke, Mister!!!!
It's a joke.
So, you don't have to pucker up this time.
Give me a break lol
Yes april it was a joke.
shareSo is your bank account...
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What does that have to do with this movie?
Sapa$$!
It doesn't have anything to do with this movie. Then again, neither does what you were talking about, so I'll fit right in, dummy!
So, how's life without Freeze? You're welcome, again!
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I don't know how you did it but kudos to you.
Monkeya$$!
I already told you how I did it, dummy. You're just too dumb to understand!
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How?
Dumba$$!
Are we REALLY going to go through this again? Look, you and I both agree that you are stupid, so let's just leave it at that and move on to the real topic at hand. How old and poor you are... And, go!
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Your dumba$$ never told me how you did it A$$HOLE...And, go!
shareI told you - if you knew who I am, which I've clued you into MANY times, then that explains how I did it, dummy.
Again, we're trying to talk about how old and poor you are. Stop changing the topic. And, go!
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You said you were Fatty, that's about it...And, go!
Fckhead!
I never said I was Fatty, dummy. How can you get this SO wrong?
So, you're really old and poor. How's that going for you? (trying to get us back on topic) And, go!
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Tell me DUMMY.
shareI've already told you, dummy.
Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.
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