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Things we learned from watching Moana.

posted 8 years ago by brianstewart8871
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1. Fish pee in the ocean all day, so mmm!

[–] brianstewart8871 8 years ago

2. The ocean is straight-up kooky dooks.

[–] MoonPreacher 8 years ago

3 - My ex-girlfriend is a deadringer of Moana...

[–] brianstewart8871 8 years ago

4. If you wear a skirt and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess.

[–] UnvoicedApollo1 8 years ago

Dress* (at least in the American version)

Also,

5. If you steal the heart of the mother island, she becomes a lava monster.

6. Islands have a mother.

7. The tide, the grass, the ground? That was Maui just messing around

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[–] UnvoicedApollo1 8 years ago

Actually Tala wasn't sure she did choose thec right tattoo, so t as tattoos have little influence in that regard.

[–] AmberTribal 8 years ago

11: If someone's grandma tells them to just be themselves, she's lying.

12: Oceanic navigators don't sleep.

13: Fish are attracted to shiny objects.

"My outside finally matches my inner. I'm Blast Mode beautiful and don't you forget it!"

[–] UnvoicedApollo1 8 years ago

I'd go with "ngggh!" "Mmmm" has a much didn't connotation.

[–] MedioSiglo 8 years ago

My date took this as a commentary on climate change; one has to move out of their comfort zone to get things done.

Why ain't you at the garden party you heathen?

[–] Thomas-FordJr-1 8 years ago

14. If you sing a weird, funny song about being "shiny"....it lessons the effect on the person(Maui) you're beating the living crap out of.

[–] robertsig 8 years ago

15. Hawaiian Minion pirates wear coconuts on their heads.

[–] brianstewart8871 8 years ago

16. and they're kinda...cute.