(Let me confess, I like this character).
When he hauled Claire off to another room and let her have it about Who Needs Who, Paul has got the dirt on all of them.
I have at least a few "favorites" - though I have mixed feelings about some of these that I may write about at some point:
I can't recall word-for-word what Paul said about Toni Cannava when Jessica first suggested hiring her as the choreographer of the new ballet - but I found his catty comments about her to be amusing.
"I think I've died and gone to Stevie Nicks' house." - when he and his cohorts were in the theater watching them build the set of Cannava's ballet.
O.k. - these aren't very "P.C." choices - but I couldn't resist snickering when Paul dissed Trey's jumps, saying something like, "He jumps like a Chelsea queen..." - what was the rest??
Then, what Paul said to Trey as he dismissed him from the "Rubies" pas de deux was guilty comic relief - when he said that he had wanted to present a "Splendid Onyx God", but instead, he was perilously close to "handing the audience a cat turd in a bowl of milk".
"Let's all pretend we haven't all *beep* each other blind in the bathrooms..."
"Sometimes a little bit o' blood makes a big cloud"- Get Him to the Greek
"Pittsburgh - that's a bit of an onomatopoeia isn't it?"
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