STOP MAKING THESE MOVIES

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What's your problem with transformers movies?

It's not anyone's problem.

IT'S THE MOVIES THEMSELVES THAT ARE THE PROBLEMS.

They are horrible movies because Michael Doofus Bay is an arrogant unscrupulous hack with no respect for the audience's intelligence.

I could be wrong about you, dyon, but maybe you're one of those idiots who incorrectly assumes that "explosions" are the main thing haters (I.E. any intelligent person who has seen a Bay movie) use when trashing Bay. In that case, you're wrong. Intelligent people (including me) hate Bay because of his objectively bad qualities; Bay's "style", and what he THINKS is "entertaining", is actually disgusting and offensive, and not entertaining at all.

Bay's movies are garbage because he fills them with:
1)- callous objectification of females
2)- racially-insensitive stereotypes
3)- homophobic jokes (thereby promoting homophobia as "ideal", which is morally wrong to promote)
4)- perverted/lecherous camera-leering at young women, FORCING the audience to look at girls in a sexual way, when nobody likes to feel forced to look at something
5)- obnoxious character-interaction for the sake of "comedy" (even though there's nothing funny about obnoxiousness)
6)- repulsively crude humor, when there's nothing respectable about crudeness
7)- transparent/cliche characterizations as the primary form of "drama"
8)- and he portrays the "heroes" of his action/war movies as murderers who speak sadistic lines while killing their enemies (Optimus saying disgustingly out-of-character things like "Give me your face!", "You die!", same for the other Autobots in those repulsive Bayformers sequels).

Did you see the word "explosions" anywhere on that list? No you didn't, so you should not make the mistake of complaining about intelligent people hating Bay---since they have the right to hate him, because people who promote bad morals deserve to be hated---and do the logical thing, by doing your research on WHY intelligent people hate him. They don't hate explosions in action/adventure movies. They just talk about the explosions while trashing Bay's movies, because the explosions in his movies FAIL to distract anyone with half a brain from the fact that his movies are disgustingly offensive garbage. Bay is so deluded that he thinks explosions are so "awesome" (as he once said in an arrogant Verizon commercial where he portrays himself as "cool" and making anyone around him unable to call him out on his faults) that these "explosions" make up for any stupidity and disgustingness in a movie. Intelligent people just explain the fact that he's wrong.

Of course, the pathetic Bay fanbrats don't bother doing their research, so they assume that the intelligent haters THINK a movie needs "deep philosophical issues" in order to be a good movie, but anyone with half a brain understands that this couldn't be further from the truth. All we need in a good movie is good storytelling, and Michael Doofus Bay couldn't tell a DGS (dang good story) if his soul depended on it.

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