Danny Devito as Jigsaw

Not saying I would want this in a serious Saw film, but could you imagine?

Throughout the whole film, we think that Dr. Gordon was behind the traps. But then out of no where, Dr. Gordon is attacked by the pig mask. This time it's.. short? Very short. The costume is on backwards too for some reason.

Dr. Gordon wakes up in the bathroom, chained up to the same pipe he was chained up in the first film. The glow in the dark "X" is still on the wall, but extremely faded. He slowly gets up and turns the lights on. He notices he is sitting across from a dead Hoffman, Adam, Zepp and Xavier.

"WHO THE *beep* DID THIS!?"

Danny Devito climbs out of the bathtub

Danny: Surprise *beep* It was me the whole time!

Gordon: How the *beep* do you know John? Is this a part of your test? To KIDNAP ME!?

Danny: Who in the HELL is John? I was just told that I'd get a HUGE chunk of dough if I drugged you up and dragged you in this *beep* This used to be my place until Dennis and Dee's mom STOLE it when she divorced me, the bitch took half of my *beep*

Gordon: Who.. who paid you!?

Danny: Psh, hell if I know. Some old raggedy bitch! Turned out her head god damn exploded, it was on the news and everything. Funny *beep*

Gordon: Jill..

Danny: Yeah, and I'm JACK. Jack Mehoff. Listen *beep* I just wanna get this over with, I hate to be the bringer of bad news but there's NO WAY in hell you're getting out of here. She told me to say "Suck a dick, dumb *beep* and then slam the door on ya.

Gordon: Listen, you son of a bitch! Get me the hell out of this chain.

Danny: Hmm.. Nope! See ya!

*Danny leaves, but struggles to close the door*

Danny: God damn stupid ass door, won't close for *beep* Eh, oh well.

*Danny leaves with the door open*

Danny: Oh yeah, one more thing, the game is over!