The movie that tried, tried, tried.
So this one tried to be a loooot of things...
The movie tried to be The Bourne Identity.
Jesse Eisenberg tried to be a super agent.
Kristen Stewart tried to have emotions.
Topher Grace tried to act adult.
Bill Pullman tried to be Robert De Niro.
And did any one of them succed? No. Not by a long shot. Sure they are actors and all, with their trying to be someone else in the movies, but this kind of stuff they can keep in front of their bathroom mirrors.