Things we learned from LHF

1. London has no reliable law enforcement. All police are either corrupt or incompetent.
2. When visiting London, foreign heads of state and/or government have to wait in traffic like everyone else, or just sit on their riverboats, lounging around in the open, with only one security person.
3. No one cares that the rulers of Canada, France, Germany, Italy and Japan all got cruelly cut down, because the POTUS and PMotUK got away, and that's all that matters.
4. A helicopter is called Marine Two because it's right next to Marine One, not because the VPOTUS is on it (he isn't).
5. If you want to drone-kill a big terrorist, you just take your mole's word that there are no collaterals around, rather than doing anything that would check to make sure of this.
6. When you evacuate a soon-to-explode crashed helicopter, you don't have to *run the hell away* from the crash site, it's perfectly okay to just stand right outside the death trap and wait around in an area which is likely to be full of enemy agents.
7. When the PMotUK dies from *heart* complications caused by *knee* surgery, no one immediately suspects that foul play might be involved and that they should resolve the matter *before* lining up all the world rulers together in one city.
8. Londoners are the most obedient people in the world. When an alarm goes out to get off the streets and hide indoors, *everyone* complies, even the homeless winos and junkies.